If I Was Elected President...

[Waffles731]

If I was running, these would be what I brought to the table. (Most of these are serious.)

1. Just give NASA a yearly budget of 20 billion dollars and tell them to go nuts

Seriously, think of the awesome and amazing shit they will do. There really isn't a better idea than just throwing 20 billion a year at NASA. That way it'll be like, oh Mr. President, the moon colony is ready. Then we like have a moon colony and that'd be AWESOME.

2. Universal Healthcare

Also with this would come free mental healthcare as well. Its the 21st century, we can have this and we don't have to let innocent people die from lack of treatment because of greed.

3. Make College Affordable and encourage interest in the sciences

Science motherfuckers lets have some in this country. This will mean we keep our edge.

4. LASER GUNS FOR EVERYONE

After creating a practical laser pistol every American over the age of 18 will be given one by the Government. This will vastly increase the amount of awesome in the country with everyone walking around with laser guns no aliens will fuck with humanity. Why do we want this, come on do we need a reason for laser guns, no, laser guns are awesome enough that laser guns are enough reason for laser guns.

5. No more of this corporations are people bullshit

I'll accept that Corporations are people when I see grieving family members till then, don't say that corporations are people.

6. Pulling out of the Middle East, I'm fucking tired of war

I'm fucking tired of war. There is no reason we should be there. This would also mean we cut the military budget a HUGE amount. There is no reason for it to be that high.

#wafflesforpresident

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

I could do without some of these. Especially the NASA thingy. I love NASA. My aunt, apparently, is some important person there, but they get contacted out anyways

As for the laser thing, look up DARPA. I still can't wait until they have soldiers with hud with exo suits, jetpacks, kangaroo stilts and arm canons... Which also can turn you invisible... 4/6 of those things exist and there's a prototype for the jetpack 😏

[FallOutBoy2001]

WAFFLES FOR PRESIDENT

[FallOutBoy2001]

I like the NASA budget the best, as well as the "pulling out of the Middle East" I'm done with war

[QuestionMan]

As someone that lives in a country with socialized medicine (Canada) I think I should inform you that all it does is create longer wait times which result in many deaths each year and doctors and nurses being underpaid. Sure it's great if you need health care you can get it but there needs to be a private system available as an alternative for people that can afford insurance.

[WhereAmI]

So you'll potentially die waiting on a transplant? (i. e. liver)

I'm curious how Canada stacks up against France and Italy which are rated #1 and #2 according to the WHO (world health organization).

[QuestionMan]

@WhereAmI Canada is actually near the bottom.
It is only a few spots above the US.

[Blonde401]

I'm not sure why you don't have the option for private? The U. K. Has plenty of private healthcare as well as the NHS

[QuestionMan]

@Blonde401 Our quasi-socialist government doesn't want people to feel left out since they have this ridiculous theory that the best doctors will all get up and leave for the private sector and that those that stay will be crappier doctors.

Canada is also one of the few places around the world where there is absolutely no restrictions on abortion and it is covered by our provincial health plan so it's free. So a 12 year old can get an abortion without parental consent when she's 4 months pregnant.

[Waffles731]

". So a 12 year old can get an abortion without parental consent when she's 4 months pregnant."
If a twelve year old is pregnant, she should be able to get an abortion without parental consent considering that she is A. Freaking 12, B. Likely to have been sexually abused, possibly by a family member, C. Parents refusing amounts to what is child abuse

[QuestionMan]

You don't know that. It could've been anyone. If the family would have been willing to support her they'd actually be able to fight for justice and get the fucker imprisoned.

[Waffles731]

If they let her go through with having a baby at twelve that will fuck up her life horribly, furthermore, the probability of complications is very high, Twelve year old have no reason to be pregnant let alone give birth, the right thing to do is to abort

[Blonde401]

I also support 12 year olds getting abortions without parental consent. I just think they need advice and counselling afterwards.

[Waffles731]

@Blonde401
Parental consent shouldn't be required for an abortion.

[Waffles731]

@Blonde401
Its crazy that people think that you know. Its not the parents who will have to deal with the brunt of the ramifications
(I know you don't think like that just wanted to say)

[Blonde401]

I know you know :) yeah it's crazy, a woman seems to lose all the autonomy of her own body once she gets pregnant and it may be through no fault of her own.

[Anonymous]

Giving NASA extra money is great idea. Also investing more in outer space industries will create new types of jobs. Pulling out of Middle East makes sense nothing but trouble. Free college could be a big help. As for Laser guns for everyone they might work against a organic based alien civilization that is not too far ahead of the human Race but alien civilizations thousands of years or more ahead of us will be immune to anything we can throw at them. However I like the picture of the laser gun.

[Waffles731]

Laser guns are still awesome

[Anonymous]

All of this is going to cost a lot of money, considering the states are in debt already, it's going to be impossible to pay for all this.
And you're laser gun statement I hope that's a joke. But then again politicians aren't allowed to make jokes are they (Donald Trump gets hit every time he makes a joke).
And also why did you quote Pocahontas?

[Zorax]

You'd be the best president ever, I would definitely vote for you :)

https://i.imgur.com/vkMfQug.gif

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

And where will all of this money come from?

[Waffles731]

Taxes but thats the price we pay for a moon colony and laser guns

[Waffles731]

possibly spoils of war from a war with aliens

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

The object especially in this election is to cut government spending as taxes are too high as it is. Our debt is such that it will most likely take several hundred years to pay it all off. A tax increase could start a revolution.

Born free.
Taxed to death!

[QuestionMan]

You could try defaulting
JK JK

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

@QuestionMan Germany did that and France came and dismantled their factories! If we do that we'll be the United States of China! You don't really think the Chinese will forgive the debt do you? In all honesty I do believe China is hoping and planning on us defaulting on the loans.

[QuestionMan]

I said JK twice.
JK = just kidding

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

@QuestionMan Sorry I didn't know that. Seems like everyone wants to use letters for words and sometimes letters and numbers. People my age don't recognize that stuff because we didn't have cell phones or computers we had to write everything out on paper or use this ancient contraption called a typewriter. Then if we didn't have commas in the right place or the right words capitalized the English teacher was all over our asses and we ended up with less than a desirable grade. Oh and spelling mattered too! LOL I guess it's just the generations gap!

[QuestionMan]

No worries. Honestly I thought you were younger based on the way you write I usually don't look at the age of the person writing the comment just the content.

[Dred1614returns]

1,000 times better than Killary.

[Waffles731]

I'm promising laser guns and a moon colony, I'm the best

[Dred1614returns]

For sure

[SvetlanaSavachenko]

Minnie Mouse would be better than killary!

[crimsonqueen]

You had me at the moon

[anonman32]

Yeah man that would be cool.

[Anonymous]

You would make a cool president

[lazermazer]

everything was ok back in the schoo; days

[LesbianBusinessWoman]

Sounds good