A letter to my future husband- with cat gifs/videos and pictures

[Starfishlover]

Don't laugh at me, don't judge me. I am a romantic at heart. It is one of my sappy days.

I am going to write a letter to my future husband and since my zodiac sign is a Leo, I am going to put cat paraphernalia here! Yay!

Here goes.

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Dear Future Husband.

How are you? I am surprised that you looked my way and picked me up.

I was pretty sure that you were hit by a bus somewhere. I was pretty lonely before I met you.

I am going to be an absolute wierdo and maybe even freak you out at first. But just wait a while. I will mellow out if you want me to.

I will be extremely hyperactive and insane. This will ensure I will have sex with you at least twice a day.

This is mainly because I am happy to be with you.

There are times where I will be extremely difficult, yes. I am hot headed.

I will be extremely jealous if I think you are flirting with other chicks and will take it upon myself to make sure you are punished (and any slut that you go for)

However my anger will subside after an extremely short time. Especially when you get all cute.

Then I will soon be putty in your hands.

I will do anything and everything for you such as protecting you from evil.

Cook you anything you want to eat.

Do and tolerate anything you want, even if I hate it.

I will even take a bullet for you.

I am a tough chick and anyone who stands to harm you is going to get it.

I will put you first over me.

But you need to pamper me too sometimes you prick!

Well, I hope to meet you sometimes. Until I meet you, I will keep dreaming.

And pray my hardest to God that I won't end up like this lady.

Until then, my future love. I will just continue being my wonderful, weird self.

[KDA20]

Just when I thought I knew you - You totally surprise me - I love that take - It may have been a bit of fun but I believe a lot of it is very accurate. What can I say is your future husband would be one of the luckiest people in the world to have found and connected with a such very sexy kitten with a cute warm personality but also with the intelligence, strength and independence of a lioness. A kind a kitten who ticks so many boxes from a loving cuddle to a shared laugh to an articulate conversation. We have chatted about this before, you just want what most people want, to be loved and respected as number one, an equal in someone's life and knowing you the way I do you will return it to him just as much. I love your sentence "Until then I will keep being my weird and wonderful self" - Yes indeed you are weird and wonderful but sometimes you surprise me and show yourself to be a little bit more special than I already thought you were and my estimation of you was already really high.

[vishna]

Lol, lube might be needed if sex is like this
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But this is great :) so cute!!!

[shortandsexy]

Male cats have spikes on their penis, so lube won't help!

[vishna]

lol, I know they do. I'm talking about human sex. If it was like that o. O ripped vag indeed

[Anonymous]

BRB as you hold for your 10k a day/CEO with 8 inch cock, 8+/10 facial and body aesthetics, and 6'2 tall.

https://i.imgur.com/Gvi0RVv.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/eHrO9mV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/5JZZcmb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/H1q9ahk.jpg

[Opinion Owner]

HUSBAND.

[Starfishlover]

Well honey, he isn't up to my speed. So I am definitely not holding out for THAT!

[karahiri]

Dear future husband,

i hate you. drop dead.

-future wife

P. S. don't die :x

[Starfishlover]

You would be the type of cat that would allow you to rub its tummy, but then bite you :D

[karahiri]

LOL. that's actually really accurate :p

[Bookwik]

This is lovely, but I certainly don't want my girlfriend to take a bullet for me.

[Starfishlover]

I would rather die than have my heart broken when you go.

[Bookwik]

Aww, I guess it will be the selfish love of both of you, can't bare the thought of being separated. Me and my girlfriend are the same way, warms my heart.

[dartmaul15]

i'm a simple man. I see pussy, i like.

Not that kind of pussy, you dirty perv!

Serioulsy though, nice work. A good lesson too. Not only about being patient and wait, but also about treating your partner right and expecting your partner to treat you right. And if you meed your partner, that'll be a positive sycle. you treat him right, he want to treat you tight. Thus he treat you right, and you want to treat him right. you get my point.

[Anonymous]

Well I'm here looking for you. Hopefully we will find each other soon. I think about you often. I will love you and cherish you. I really hope to see you soon. In the mean time when you are lonely like me, look up to the moon and think of me and I will do the same and think of you. ❤️💜

[justbanANNAz]

this is adorable =]
i loved it. he's in for a treat.

[kxera]

This was hilarious! Are you sure you don't want a future wife instead? lol jk

[abundantlyrich]

You need a man with a vision😎... Someone who is aquarius or pisces

[Starfishlover]

I actually don't get along well with aquarians. Pisces I feel they are extremely disloyal. I am a lover of Sagittarians, Taureans and Virgos though.

[abundantlyrich]

Well thats ok but keep an open mind, not all the signs , you don't favour, are polarized to the dumb side 😀.

[SilenRose]

I liked this! It was really cute. It makes me want to write one. I wouldn'the share it though. 😅

[parkybob2244]

That is really cute!
If he dont like it, smack him in the face.
Good time and effort on the gifs/videos.

What happens if you turn into the cat lady? lol

[KBob93]

This was so sweet... I hope I've found my prospective husband...

[AlwaysBelieving]

All these are cute and would welcome them from a gal I'm into. I'm a sap myself and a kid at heart (I watched the new "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie).

[singlebee]

Hahaha nice take..! Awesome ! :-D
And sex twice a day sounds good... LOL

[CharlesRitchet]

This is Great.
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.

[QooLipBite]

I believe this is taken from the boom of Matthews?

[QooLipBite]

*book of Matthews

[BellePepper]

All I see is cats so it's all good in my book *u*

[OrangeBoy]

That was nice to read... : )
Maybe he's somewhere here on GaG.

[blondfrog]

It's pretty tacky to describe your personality just saying.

[Mekkalyn]

I think you're taking this too seriously...

[blondfrog]

I'd say you are since you probably downvoted me @Mekkalyn

[Mekkalyn]

Yes, I did, actually :)
Anyone who feels the need to call someone's personality "tacky" because she clearly was writing a joking mytake with cat GIFs deserves a downvote.

[Theguywhomadeurday]

Loved it throughout.
The emotions put in it and creativity.
It's simple but pure and beautiful.

[Clarisa_]

I LOVE THIS!!! <3

[Starfishlover]

Hehehehe thank you. I just thought I would have something fun there.

[Clarisa_]

it's because I love cats! xD

[Anonymous]

i dont want to know who the poor guy will be. poor him... .