This Is My Ideal Woman

[Careless_Whisper]

In the past I have often been accused of hating women. However, I still have an idea of my ideal woman. These women are almost extinct, but they still exist. My ideal woman is a pretty blonde-haired woman (blondes are the best) who is an anti-feminist who believes in faithfulness and getting married at a young age and doesn't go out drinking at the weekend and doesn't allow herself to be brainwashed by the feminist media. Basically a pretty good old fashioned woman who is sweet and respectful and believes in life-long marriage and faithfulness. A woman who still believes in true love and rejects bad guys and goes for good guys. I would die for a woman like that. I've only ever come across one woman like that. She was a gorgeous blonde who got married at a young age and is still married. That's my ideal woman.

[Joc4Position]

I don't see why those women wouldn't exist.

[Careless_Whisper]

Well they do, but something like 1 in 1,000

[Joc4Position]

Anti-feminist and doesn't drink? Believes in marriage? I know females like that.

[Joc4Position]

That is a great movie by the way.

[Careless_Whisper]

yes but are they really attractive?

[Joc4Position]

That's subjective to each man.

[Careless_Whisper]

I think every man will know a hot woman when they see one.

[Joc4Position]

Ehh some guys think Mila Kunis is hot. I don't. Some guys think Kate Upton is hot. I don't.

[Careless_Whisper]

Then you're lying

[Joc4Position]

I'm not lying. They are both basic, and not hot. Kate Upton just has big boobs.

[Glue-Sniffer]

How about investing in a... time machine?

[musicbrain5]

Good luck finding a woman who fits all that criteria.

[Careless_Whisper]

lol I'm not even looking because I know it's pointless.

[juliaanita]

well, good luck to you.
I really mean that. Everyone deserves someone.

[Careless_Whisper]

I'm not even looking. It's just a pipe dream.

[juliaanita]

oh, you will find someone-
when you least expect it too:)
wish you well.

[Careless_Whisper]

Nah, people have been saying that for almost 13 years. I believe I am cursed. Like I've said before, the brainwashing of the media is too powerful. My ideal woman is almost extinct. I've accepted defeatism and must be content with being single.

[juliaanita]

The Dred Pirate Robert didn't accept defeat.

[Careless_Whisper]

Ah ha, but he lived in a time when there was no media and most women were ladies and hadn't been brainwashed by feminism. Those good old days are long gone.

[archiz]

well yea sure to each their own. good lck and hope you ll find her ^^

[Careless_Whisper]

I kinda doubt that, but thanks anyway