Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

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Show me your Man-Card (for females) , the key to being as our forefathers were (for males). An end to this nonsense. (Rated +18) Part 1.

(PSA) For all those who are soft of heart, live in fantasy, under 18, rigid in their ways, not open minded, can't take a couple jokes,...please do not proceed past the following line, because some Real stuff is about to be said...this has been a long time coming.

Warning, there is profanity, but its for emphasis.

*Disclaimer*: This does not apply to everyone, we are all different, but this applies to most and explains a lot. If this does not apply to you, please do not cross the following line. I am not talking about you.

*double disclaimer* This already says im hated by females...this is gonna amp that hate to the skies lol.....Oh, and this is long.

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This is a Public Service Announcement to all women in attendance (past the line) today….y’all just need to chill the hell down and stop blaming men for your relationship failures…y’all can't handle the truth even though you ask for it all the time. Women, you single-handedly drive your relationships into the GROUND, sometimes even before it starts, and then you turn around and you blame men…

Now, a Public Service Announcement to all men in attendance…MEN not boys, being a boy or a man has no age start or limit…you can be a man at 13 or a boy at 56, it’s how you handle your business. On to my point, I need you all to stop being Bitch Asses and man the hell up, I understand that we take the blame, even when we know its THEM, just so they can hurry up and shut up and we don’t have to argue and get on with our lives but still. For YEARS you males have been letting women run relationships, and like I just said earlier…women single-handedly destroy their relationships. Ever wonder why the divorce rates have gone up since the old days? Yea, that’s because you MALES have been bowing to females and letting them dictate Your relationship. This didn’t happen back in the day. How many divorces did all of you hear about back then? Almost none?..would you be here today if there were? We all deserve equal respect…don’t be putting them on a pedestal. Handle your business. Women hold your men, men, hold your Women.

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

Fellas, You have to Transcend the 'gina (vagina), I understand that is what makes us guys tolerate a lot of the stuff they throw at us but today I give you your pass. Once you put yourself in a position where She knows that her acting out will make you leave and be with another woman…you will see things differently and she will act differently. Its your duty AS a man to keep your relationship intact which is to stand by your woman, and part of that duty is to cut her off when she starts (which she will) trying to destroy your relationship…sometimes you gotta man up and tell her to shut the fuck up. I’m just saying. A lot…I mean LOT of women have told me that I am sexist, I am prejudiced or even flat out hate women, but you know what is funny, I have the utmost respect for females, AS people, just not in relationships. I want my relationship to last and I know if I hand the reigns to them, I’ll end up in a break up (tried and tested theory). Women want a long lasting relationship, but how is that gonna work when they constantly keep sabotaging it because of their lack of knowledge of men and what they want? Men, you want long lasting as well, so take control and make it happen, after all, that IS what She wants right? and nature made us to make Them happy regardless of method.


Women, you all talk about “There are no real men” umm…yea, because you all are turning them all into little bitches. Who the hell are you women to dictate what a “real” man is? Huh? Show me your Man-Card…drop trou right now and show me a penis…if you can't do it, you have no right to tell ME or any male how to be a “real” man. You don’t know what we go through dealing with you or have to do or the pressure…(same way we don't know about child birth, periods...etc)

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

To switch that around, how many times have you heard men say stuff like, a “real” woman is supposed to just cook, clean, and look after the kids and females get mad about that, calling it “sexist” and all that crap, but its perfectly fine when you tell a man HOW to be a man right?…again fellas, sometimes you gotta know when to tell them to shut up.

Guys, as males, we are the closest to nature, to the natural order of things, the way things should go, so it amazes me, when I see men (or boys) crying because they can't get a girl. Females are the reason why we are Males (we should be thankful), they make us who we are

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

…they are there to test us, they test us in order to find out which one of us they will stick to, this test makes us compete amongst ourselves..the bid to be the alpha, the one SHE wants. Granted their methods are irrational but you have to realize, they are all made crazy (proven theory). That is why nature made us as the voice of reason, as the rational side. Don’t get me wrong, women are valuable, and highly intelligent (kinda why we need em, we are morons lol) but when it comes to relationships, dude, most women are absolutely clueless, and those are the people you let run your relationship??? and you wonder why there is break up/divorce today.

To branch off for a second, let say you have a life threatening situation, like it would affect you for the rest of your life (and I’m referencing marriage here, which is what most, if not all women want) and you go to the hospital, who would you rather have do the operation? A doctor with a line of successful operations under their belt or a kid that is fresh out of med school with no reputation to speak of. While you ask yourself that, I will explain the theory. Many women turn down men, but men approach a lot of women, basically guys, we either win or fail, but we learn from both, either we know what is wanted and what is needed or we know when to implement it, women just…choose. Which is easy.

Fellas, you ever wondered why as kids, girls are read these little love stories? Have you ever seen a love story being read to a male child? They live AND believe in this fantasy. Chasing after “love” a concept that WE (guys) understand more than them. Thing is, those days are gone…Snow White didn’t own a Kia Optima she has to pay $122 a month for and pay rent while working 53 hours a week at a walmart lol..(im sorry, that was funny, I just came up with that). Love takes hella work now.

I said earlier that we (guys) are closer to nature, very true, lets start with the external. As men, we don’t see the need to “beautify” ourselves, we are comfortable as we are, but we do because we want to be chosen by women, but women, most spend so much time trying to cover up.

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

I can't count the number of times that women have told me, im doing this for me or Im doing this for him, the ones that say the latter, I always tell them, Men don’t care. Just clean up good, the extra is not needed. But they still do, and some have told me that they do it for them, to look better than the next girl, it still bottles down to the same thing..why do they want to look better than then next girl? Simple..they want to be chosen by us AS WELL. So they appeal male simplicity…we want sex, they look sexy. Period. Really simple lol..(sorta retarded simple) This wasn’t there at first, but if you have ever watched a “big” girl trying to put on pants…? Lol…I cried..im not afraid to admit it. So much effort…just to do what? Turn down the guys that comment?

I said earlier that women tend to destroy their relationships, this is a true fact but as I also said, they do this to Test us (half of them don’t even know this). I recently just answered a question where a girl said that her boyfriend (now ex) broke up with her

, im glad that she admitted that she was nagging/constantly having arguments with him over petty stuff. She said he loves her and she loves him too and wants him back, now here is the situation that could have been avoided.

First off, how about she stopped being petty and cut the argument to major stuff or even better, made it more of a discussion. Also, in the case that she couldn’t do that, HE should have told her to shut the fuck up n stop being petty. Either way, they still would be together as of now.

Fellas you have to understand, deep down, we all want the same thing, but you also have to understand that at the surface, women (today) don’t know jack about relationships…they ACT like they do (and moronic guys listen, well, cuz we want them) but in reality, they have no clue, they only know what THEY WANT, then they assume they know what WE want. Yes true we want sex, it’s a big factor, but that’s not ALL we want right fellas?.

I recently asked a question asking for the female perspective and why they do stuff like that. They say there aren’t any good guys any more, yet, they turn down so many guys and I said in my question that it is amazing how they would say that. But that is because women are selfish when it comes to picking a guy and even AFTER they are WITH the guy, if they get his attention..(I will come back to that).

Women say there aren’t any good guys but that is because after they have turned down Joe Average who had the courage to walk up and will worship the ground they walk on, instead, they want Johnny Jock. Thing is, Johnny Jock (jj) has like 50 other girls who like him. So this girl likes jj, but what she doesn’t realize is that, now…she basically HAS to be a slave to jj, to do whatever he wants to keep her position, and when she doesn’t because she is trying to be “herself” (as it should be), jj porks another girl.

What this girl doesn’t realize (as many women don’t) is that she made herself an option (yea, that is what it is because jj knows, he can get another girl). Because of greed, she went for someone she Wanted… to try to MAKE them want Her, instead of getting with someone who ALREADY wanted Her. See how that goes? She’s trying to turn Johnny Jock, into Joe Average, and doesn’t even realize it. But Joe Average, came with everything she was striving for and she didn’t even look that way.

That brings me to when I said I would come back to what happens After they are with a guy.

I have heard MANY girls tell me about how they have given a guy EVERYTHING and he still cheated. Females in attendance, today, I bring you an answer.

The first one, males are naturally hunters, we love the thrill of the chase, so when you so-called give us “everything”…that’s like having the deer walk up to you and just lay down waiting to be hog tied…now we can't use this $365 rifle we just bought n polished. Its boring.

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

Secondly ladies..(if you have made it this far) Imagine you are having a guy over and you slaved in the kitchen, cooked everything you had and to the best of your ability, chicken, ribs, meatloaf, ham, turkey etc…and the guy comes over and it turns out that he is a vegetarian or eats only Tofu…did you give everything? Yes, you sure did, but it WASN’T what HE wanted now was it?.

Thirdly (and I just made this edit now) …ever wonder why you turned down Joe Average? The nice guy who worships you? Its because Johnny Jock lived on the edge, more exciting. You can't tell what he is gonna do next. But you can definitely predict what a “nice” guy would do…right? The normal stuff, just cater to you and all.

Women, you only give what you want to give, most don’t get out of their comfort zones, you do what you want and the guy is just supposed to “deal with it”, .....yea, we deal with it, with Tina down the block, who is more willing.

Fellas, you also need to understand when you have a good woman, I understand that they try to give us everything but they don’t understand our Hunting nature/mentality…so buck up, man up and tell them. Remember, you are the man, and that is what they want.

Let me tell y’all a story. I was once in an abusive relationship, you know like how women try to do when they attack a guy’s manhood (Happens a lot here on GaG and will probably happen on this post as well but I’ve transcended that now, but hey, ladies, you are welcome to try, make my day) but then, she would constantly put me down. Eventually I decided, “I guess she’s the pants in the relationship” so I backed down. Now one day, she and some guy, I think she knew him from somewhere, started going at it at a party we were at, and it looked like it was gonna get physical (it didn’t) but she turned to me and said “you gonna let him disrespect me like this”…I calmly looked at her, took a swig of my drink n said “You’re the man, handle it” and I went back to my drink.
Point of the story…I know a lot of people hate to think of gender roles but we all have roles to play and sometimes I will need my woman to be a woman and women, you know there’s that moment when you want your man to be a man.

So stop trying to turn us into bitch asses, then later you complain that we aren’t manly. Stop making up all these stupid rules that men are supposed to adhere to…stop asking for a REAL man, when you sure as hell can't handle one, because I’ll tell you how you can spot a real man…when you tell him HOW a “real” man should be, he’ll tell you to shut the fuck up, and show your…muthafuckin… Man-Card. Because just like you...he wants this too...

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I

Hell even guys don’t tell other guys HOW to be a man.

Hehe…to be continued…

Show Me Your Man Card, and the Key to Emulating Our Forefathers, Part I
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