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The 10 Commandments You SHOULD Know

The 10 Commandments You SHOULD Know

The Ten Commandments Of Marriage

The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.

~ Julia Child (1912-2004) ~

Marriage is an integral part of life, but to be in a happily married relationship you must know the TEN COMMANDMENTS of MARRIAGE 😝

Commandment #1

Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment #2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment #3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand. Choose wisely!

Commandment #4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. in the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment #5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment #6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment #7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment #8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment #9

Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment #10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Hope y'all enjoyed it!

As always, apologies if it offended you. It's only for entertainment. 😊

Have fun!!

The 10 Commandments You SHOULD Know
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