My girlfriend farted while we were kissing. Should I break up with her?

[Anonymous]

It was bad and it smelled like garbage that has been left out in the sun for weeks.
i started to gag.
But i was able to stop gagging and i told her it was OK.
But then she ran away and i haven't talked to her since.
Should i break up with her?

[Applefan1]

Farts happen. Girls have to fart too and sometimes they can not be controlled. It is not her fault it smelled like garbage that had been left out in the sun for weeks as your girlfriend can't control what her digestive system produces she just has to dump it no matter how bad it smells. Did you know a study has actually proved girls farts generally reek much worse than guys farts because there is a higher level of sulphur gasses in their farts. So she really can't help it. Only a silly person would break up with someone over a fart. If anything she should be asking if she should break up with you for this immature attitude. O my gosh what if she took a shit and it smelled really bad.

[Applefan1]

In other words if you can't handle a woman farting then you better date a blow up doll.

[Applefan1]

and I am just like @NatashaJ. I have seen this question on Yahoo Answers to.

[NatashaJ]

@Applefan1 right! I think this person is a troll.

[Applefan1]

@NatashaJ yeah and to be honest if I had a girlfriend and she farted I would be like that's ok.

[NatashaJ]

@Applefan1 everyone does it why does it matter if your girlfriend does it?

[Applefan1]

@NatashaJ exactly. I would actually want my girlfriend to do it. I would not want her to hold it in and get a sick, sore and bloated tummy from not doing something that is completely natural for her to be doing in the first place.

[NatashaJ]

@Applefan1 yup :) and this question is not even real because the asker stole it from someone else.

[Applefan1]

@NatashaJ I know! I have seen that question on yahoo answers to. I am the kind of guy that is chilled out about my girlfriends farting. I am just like just do it if you need to. Sweet as. :)

[Anonymous]

Give her anal as punishment!

[Asker]

I'm sorry dude you got many downvotes lol. These people don't seem to have the sense of humor lmao. You gave me a great idea by the way. If i ever bring that out as a joke to her, she will probably feel more comfortable around me

[musicbrain5]

That's extreme. I can't imagine what you would do if she farted during sex.

[Asker]

Why would she fart during sex?

[musicbrain5]

Why? Because it happens. You can't hold in farts.

[Applefan1]

She is right it does just happen. :) and who cares if it happens. That is my attitude.

[parisfox]

Hahaha if you can't handle it then break up with her.

[OlderAndWiser]

Cut her some slack, jack! I'm sure she was embarrassed and it's not the kind of thing most women would ever do on purpose. If you're together long enough, one night she'll be giving you a downtown licking and you'll cut the cheese. Do you expect her to file for divorce when that happens?

[Haijal23]

wow! umm that's a little far... you would flip your shit if you ever get some and the girl qeefs. Just, no man, if a fart is enough for you to break up with a girl you never last living with a girlfriend. Might as well never get into a serious relationship, kid.

[Anonymous]

Yeah you should. So she wouldn't have to be with an asshole like you. You'd really consider it for something like that?

[singlebee]

What is all with you guys breaking up over your girlfriend farting? Come on it happens.. move past it buddy!

[Anonymous]

I think that pretty stupid to be honest you should definetly not break up with her it's just a fart Not a big deal please don't break up with her that would be so fucking stupid

[Anonymous]

LMAO!!!

He said it smelt like garbage lol. LOL! Up to you bro. I would probably be grossed out for a while but not break up with her. Still that's disgusting and funny.

[NatashaJ]

This someone post this on yahoo years ago?

[NatashaJ]

Wasn't this*

[NatashaJ]

Didn't someone* oops lol

[Asker]

Exaclty. And it happens

[NatashaJ]

I mean you copy and paste a question off of yahoo and post it on here I remember this question and you went by word by word. the only thing you didn't had was the girlfriend commenting and you updating the question saying you two are ok again.

[DontWannaTypeMyName]

This must be a joke , right?

[Asker]

Why would it be a joke?

[DontWannaTypeMyName]

I don't mean any offense , but that's the most trivial question I have ever came across. This is a normal biological process just like sweating, burping or breathing. I can't really figure out what your problem is !

[SoBored44]

No you should put your nose up her ass.

[Anonymous]

dont break up.