My girlfriend farted in my face , Should I get her back?

[Anonymous]

She farted in my face while i slept in the morning. it's loud and smelly.
i blamed her , but she amused and she told me that she don't poop for 2 days.
i want to get her back , but I can't fart because i have no gas in my gut.
what should i do? i don't want to her become bold.
should i eat anything to increase gas.

You must get her back. hahaha

You shouldn't get her back. you should...

[OlderAndWiser]

You have a disgusting girlfriend who does not know how to act like a lady. Are you happy with that?

[Asker]

i have a disgusting girlfriend , but i love her

[OlderAndWiser]

It sounds like a match made in heaven.

When a clown farts, does it smell funny?

[Mesonfielde]

I think she should be a bit more concerned about that, especially if this is an acute situation.

[redeyemindtricks]

Adopt a bulldog. You'll get her back for at least 10 years.

[Halfemtee]

I say Dutch oven man.

[laughingdeer]

Gosh, how did you land in that position... wait...69?

[The_Advisor]

Eat McDonald's breakfast burritos with hot picante sauce and get her back. It's going to be foul.

[Homebakedcookies]

Yeah you should get her back. Just be careful not to shart.

[Anonymous]

I would dump her if she was my girlfriend, I don't sleep with your friends, you don't fart in my face. If you like that then just I don't know.

[Poppykate]

do you like really hot curry?

[Asker]

i don't like. why do it?

[Anonymous]

She must facesit you and tie your hand so you can't go anywhere and then enjoy her ass

[Asker]

Ohh! I feel afraid if she do it.

[Opinion Owner]

But you like it ;-)

[Titanic1912]

You should just ignore it.

[BruceJender]

Give her pink eye or a dutch oven :)

[jacquesvol]

Accidents happen.

[Anonymous]

yes and you dont need to fart it was an accident.

[cinderelli]

Troll.. ✋😒

[Anonymous]

You should poop on her.