I think my crush is cheating on me?

[Genie23]

So, I have crush on this guy who is the hottest bachelor in my neighbourhood and I had a dream about him last night. I saw him making out with another girl at the party... I think it's a sign he is cheating on me. I'm shattered. I trusted him. I thought he would never cheat on me.. It's breaking my heart. What should I do? :( 😢😢

Updates

+1 y

Thank you so much for playing along. This isn't obviously a serious question. I am sick and in pain. I just needed to laugh, so I decided to post this, lol. You guys and girls are the best xD

[naijagurl]

Good joke😂My boyfriend told me a funny story pretty similar to this. Apparently around Christmas time when he and his ex were together, she called him one day really upset because he cheated on her in a dream that she had. She was genuinely mad at him and wouldn’t let it go until he apologized for “cheating” on her.

[Genie23]

OMG, LMHO!!! 😂😂😂

[yucychan]

Since your crush cheated on you in your dreams, I propose you do the same thing.
Cheat on your crush with his best friend, in your dreams. Maybe the dreamed sex with his pal is better than you've ever imagined.

[Genie23]

LMHO! Good idea ;D Thank you 😂

[Jjpayne]

Can I give him a digtial kick him in the nuts? I promise he will still be able to have some children but to be safe just save some of his semen, we can freeze it for him. Because it will be brief but I can't completely guarantee he will be able to have children or a low voice once I'm done with him

[Genie23]

LOL!!! Wait, I'll store his seed first, then I'll happily let you kick him 😂😂😂 Thank you for being there :p :)

[Jjpayne]

No prob, just let me know when his future children are secure :)

[Genie23]

Hehe. I will definitely let you know! ;D lol :)

[BlueWalker]

@Genie23 Hey tea buddy! Drink some tea with lemon and honey in it if you're sick. 😉 Or drink peppermint tea, as it's said to boost dreams. Let's take those dreams to the next level. 😆 Get better soon though! 😊

[Genie23]

Awwww! I had ginger tea today but you are right I should have lemon and honey one! I'll have it tommorrow :)

Oooh, I didn't know peppermint boost dreams!! I must get big bag of peppermint tea then, hehe. Thank you so much for your lovely get well soo, Tea Buddy! So sweet of you 🤗 <3

[BlueWalker]

Awwww, you're too kind. 😊 But please do have a lemon and honey ginger tea! That would be a great combo! 🙂 But yeah, peppermint tends to boost dreams. I never heard about it until recently and I started to make the correlation. It seems like it does for me. Not every single time, but more often than not. It seems it's best when having a cup within an hour of going to sleep though. I've actually had some very vivid dreams after drinking peppermint tea before bed. I don't dream often, so there must be at least a little something to it!

Again, I hope you feel better sooner than later, Tea Buddy! 😊 All the best to you!

[Genie23]

I will definitely have it! :)
Wow, I hope it won't boost nighmares though 😨 lol. Peppermint tea taste good anyway. I had it only once, but I will defintely drink it again before bed! Thank you for your advice :)

Awww, I hope so too! :)

[BlueWalker]

Haha! Well, I have never had a nightmare before (seriously!), so I'm not 100% sure. lol 😊 But if the worst of it is your neighbour crush talking with another girl at a party, I think you'll be fine. 🤣

Anyway, sweet dreams and get well soon, Mrs. T buddy! "I pity the fool who don't drink tea!" 😂

[Genie23]

LOL. Phew! Glad to hear that ;p 😂
Thank you so much, Tea Buddy. Good night <3

[BlueWalker]

Nighty-night, Tea Buddy! 😊

[Logorithim]

How can a crush possibly cheat`You're not together.

[Genie23]

I'm trolling, lol

[Logorithim]

LOL, should have known- you're too level-headed for that...

[Genie23]

Hehe. Thank you, but I guess I suck at trolling since most people are just laughing instead of getting all worked and making mean comments, lol. I shouldn't have told you I'm trolling so quickly, either. 😳🙄😂

[Logorithim]

You know, you caught me at a moment where I was pretty disracted- I was eating an apple and my sons are kicking around a soccer ball and yelling the score at each other. Didn't have time to process it, really.

[Logorithim]

Plus there was music playing in the background, so I had three languages to process at once.

[Genie23]

Awww, you shouldn't have mentioned kids. I have been clucky lately. So, everytime someone talks about kid. I have an 'awww' attack and then I cry, lol.

So are you saying if you weren't distracted you would have been able to tell I was trolling? :( Damn, I need to improvise and practise a lot, I guess, to become a good troll 😢

[Logorithim]

Yeah, especially because I am familiar with your posting and know you arem't insecure, just making fun of those who are.

[Genie23]

Haha. You know me too well now :) Maybe I should start posting anonymously then, lol. JK 😢

[Genie23]

😂* 😳

[Logorithim]

You might have gotten away with it then.

[Genie23]

Definitely xD

[Hans222]

The first question is: was he your boyfriend or did you just have a crush on him?
If you were a couple and he flirts with another girl that's far too close to cheating, except maybe if it's just for the joke of it (or to tease you).
However if you only hang out with him and like him but you're not that close, it may just be bad luck :-(
I feel with you sis, so sorry you're in pain...

[Genie23]

I was just trolling, lol.
Thank you. I'm still in pain :/ but hopefully I'll get well soon. Thank you for caring 🤗

[Hans222]

I do care sis... big hug :D
I can see you feel much better now :D :D

[Genie23]

Yes, I do! ☺

[TheBanyanTree]

Lol! Yes he is cheating. The nerve of the man! How dare he kiss someone else when he has such an ardent admirer right in front of him.

Place rotten eggs by your pillow and go back to sleep. Throw them at him when you see him in la la land.

[Genie23]

OMG, you are so right!! I'll do that! Thank you 😂

[Lulumd]

Well first of all, he is a crush, you are not in a relationship, so not cheating. He is allowed to do what he wants.
Second of all, it was a dream, girl, brains tend to dream the weirdest stuff, they don't mean much😂

[Lulumd]

I know you're trolling, but I just answered for the sake of people who would actually act like this lol

I remember being pissed at a guy once because of a dream that involved him lol😂😂

[Genie23]

You are right.. It's just a dream. He can't possibly cheat on me. He is married to me in my mind.


Thank you for playing alon, girly. I like you, lol

[Lulumd]

Oh My God, the overly attached girlfriend meme lol

I remember how popular that was for a while😂😂

[Genie23]

Hehehe. Yes, she was indeed popular! I still love her 😂

[Usman3211]

ok but first of all he is just your crush so there is no right of you on him and u cannot call ot cheating if he is making out with another girl. Ik its kinda feels like that the person u like is making out with someone else... You got to options now i have saw your profule pic and you look absolutely cute and adorable, u can go and propose him or just ignore him on his making outs.
Thats the only wayy

[Genie23]

Thank you, lol. So sweet of you :) But this was all a joke, hehe

[GTown]

How can you have a dream about it and make an assumption and if he isn't dating you nobody's cheating on anybody

[Genie23]

Because I'm trolling?

[GTown]

Wow, that is the pinnacle of boredom. Anyway different strokes for different folks I suppose... not here to judge

[Genie23]

I can clearly see that you lack good sense of humour. Maybe next time read the update before you post? SMH. Lame.

[newPython]

How the fuck can he be cheating on you if he is not your boyfriend.

[Genie23]

I guess you didn't read my update..🙄 lol

[newPython]

I didn't read it because I am an illiterate retard.

[Genie23]

No, you are not! We all makes mistakes sometimes :)

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

LOL!!!

[coolbreeze]

You should pimp smack him

[Genie23]

LMAO! You are right! 😠😂

[coolbreeze]

Lol I'm glad I made you laugh.😂

[Genie23]

Hehe. You are awesome! Thank you 😂😁

[coolbreeze]

Haha lol your very welcome. Your more awsomer then me.😁😂

[Genie23]

Awwww! <3

[coolbreeze]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[designer1]

Your boyfriend or your crush? If they’re just ur crush than they are not cheating.

[Genie23]

He is cheating in my dream 😢😂😂 I'm just kidding, tbh.

[Ciscoin]

Y'all keep fucking with me because I see a lot of stupud shit on the internet.

[Genie23]

Lol. Well, trolling sometimes is funnnnnn xD

[PoliceLivesMatter]

Well Genie, you two aren’t in any relationship so I don’t think he’s technically cheating on you.

[Genie23]

No, we got married in my dream! 😂

[PoliceLivesMatter]

Lol.
You deserve a better man
*hint hint* PLM

[Genie23]

LOL. You are right! I do ;D
Wait, I need to send divorce papers to my crush first. <3

[xTom98]

Go to sleep again and confront him about the mistake 😂

[Genie23]

Okay ;p I will, thank you! 😂

[TallJamaican1991]

Shoot, I had a dream Megan Good was cheating on me with her real life husband. I felt all kinds of hurt. Cold world out there.

[Genie23]

Ouch! That must have hurted like hell. I'm sorry to hear that :( It is indeed cold world.. :( lol

[FatherJack]

Hahaha !! Good spoof post !! I know this , because you are one of the smarter and more balanced ladies on here !! I enjoy a good piss-take too !!

[Genie23]

Hehehe. Thank you!! Guess we both have few things common. I love pissing people off sometimes by posting silly troll questions/answers. That's what makes GaG interesting for me, lol. I knew you wouls get my joke. Most of the people on here thinks I am dumb and seems to have unfollowed me because they think I am being serious 😂 Love it 😁

[FatherJack]

I think you deserve a follow... coz taking the piss is fun !! Ex British Army , so used to savage humour and a lot of piss-takes and banter / Your Mum jokes... over sensitive wussies are boring feckin' eejits !! On a serious note... may you swiftly defeat the little microscopic bastard invaders and get well soon... Here's some savage humour to cheer you up... https://youtu. be/71Lft6EQh-Y

[Genie23]

That did cheer me up! 😂😁
Thank you and yes, I agree with you :) I've followed back!

[MLGbreezy]

Wait wait wait lol Genie it was just a dream so don't throw in the towel yet for all you know he could be as faithful as can be so maybe wait and see

[Genie23]

Awwww! This is what I needed to hear! 😢🤗You understand me so much, Breezy. You are the best 😘😊

[MLGbreezy]

Aw I do my best I'm glad I was able to help you out 😊

[Genie23]

Hehe. Yes, you did! You will be awarded MHO later :)

[MLGbreezy]

Yeah thank you in advanced

[Aiko_E_Lara]

How can crushes cheat? He is not even your boyfriend. There's nothing you can do about it but move on. Stop accusing him of cheating just because he can reject.

[Genie23]

I thought you knew me well by now. Guess not, lol. This is a silly troll post

[Rashad]

When you have a crush, it’s a race who gets him to take off his pants first. He beat you to it :)

[Genie23]

Lol.

[pleasestopthis]

I had a good time reading the answers... some of them were really funny 😂😂

[Genie23]

Hehe. Me too, girly! I'm glad you found it amusing :)

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I wouldn't worry it was just a dream but who knows dreams
can come true.

[Genie23]

This isn't a serious question, G. Hehe :)

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Awe , okay hehehe :D

[Sparda20xx]

Lol. As far as troll questions go, I'd give this a 6/10. Next time leave the dream part out. Lol

[Genie23]

Okay... :( lol

[Genie23]

Thank you for the suggestion 😂

[Sparda20xx]

No problem

[LuvAsh]

Really😂😂😂😂 im not falling for another troll question😂

[Genie23]

LOL! Smart girl ;)

[llorando]

Accusing me of cheating, that's just crazy when you know my love of Orbison always comes first. Hope your feeling better.

[Genie23]

LOL!! I don't know what to believe anymore. I can't trust you anymore 😢😢😂

Yes, I'm feeling a little better. I'll probably recover fully in few weeks :)

[llorando]

"I don't know what to believe anymore" Than I better not mention the moon isn't made of cheese. Of course you can trust me, I've always been faithful to Orbison.

Hopefully it's soon than a few weeks :).

[Genie23]

WHAT? It's not? My whole lies has been a lie :(

I hope so, too. Thank you, llorando. You are as sweet as always :)

[llorando]

Sadly not, :(. "My whole lies has been a lie"? I'm shocked D:, First you lie, and now I found out your lie, is a lie :P.

[weirdoweirdo]

He is your crush not your boyfriend or husband... And its a dream u dummy... They aren't based on shit...

[Genie23]

Oh, okay 😢 But he is my husband. We got married in my dream 😉😂

[weirdoweirdo]

Sexist

[Genie23]

... o_O LOL

[Eternal_Blizzard]

It was a dream... you could have thrown that bitch in the sea and problem solved... or you could've made her fat af

[Genie23]

Ooooh, that's a good idea 🤔 Thank you, lol. 🤗

[NYCQuestions1976]

Pretty detailed dream. You should divorce him in your next dream. 👍

[Genie23]

Good idea! How dare he take me for granted! I'll divorce him and sing new shoes by Beyoncé. He will realize what he lost one day 😢

[NYCQuestions1976]

Yeah in his future dream. lol

[Genie23]

That's right ;) lol

[Guanfei]

1/ It's just a fucking dream
2/ He's your cruch, not your boyfriend, he can't cheat on you because he's not with you.

[Genie23]

Don't be so jealous! 😒

[AlexEfron]

😆😆
1. He's your crush
2. It's a dream
3. He's enjoying life 😎

[Genie23]

No, we got married in my dream! So he belongs to me! 😢😢😂😂😂

[AlexEfron]

🤔 aren't you cheating on your boyfriend by fantasizing about another guy?

[Genie23]

OMG, I am joking. This is all obviously a joke. Please read my date 🙄

[AlexEfron]

😂 updates kon padhta hai... but Abhi padha after you asked me to

[Genie23]

Padhte hai attentive log 😒 lol. You know me too. How could you even think I would cheat on him.

[AlexEfron]

🤔 cause I ain't attentive 😆
If you can think of a neighborhood hottie, can't I think about you drooling over him? 😏😆

[Genie23]

what hottie? There is no hottie in the neighbourhood. I only have eyes for my boyfriend. I only have hots for him.

[AlexEfron]

😏 itni thandi me bhi "Hots for him" 😆

[AlexEfron]

Anyways... udhar ka temperature kaisa hai?

[Genie23]

Yaha par thandi shuru ho gayi hai par itni bhi nahi 18°c 😂

[AlexEfron]

Hmm🤔 I see... Yaha 14° 😂

[Genie23]

Lucky ho yaar tum log 😢

[AlexEfron]

I don't like it

[SSuar19]

go before him, and hit the man's face violently. lol

[Genie23]

LMHO! Okay! Will do that. Thank you 😂

[SSuar19]

good luck, see how the reaction. lol

[Muhammad1999]

Wow people dream about their crushes while most of my dreams are about, Shrek, Patrick or Bigfoot

[Genie23]

LMHO! I don't dream about crushes! I was just trolling, lol. By the way, I dream about the same things that you do. My last dream was actually BigFoot. Go figure ;p 😂

[Muhammad1999]

How do you know it was big foot? Did you see the size of his shoes?

[Genie23]

I actually followed him all the way to the forrest where he lives! 😳🙄 lol. When he finally turned around, I froze. He had a big foot body, but he had a crocodile face. His mouth was open. His teeth were showing and just when I was about to scream in terror, he said, "Hey, how you doinnnnn'?
O____o lol

[Muhammad1999]

Sounds like a cool dude

[Genie23]

More like weird dude lol. What about yours?

[Muhammad1999]

Mine is a true monster , eats people

[Genie23]

WOW! I like it, lol

[GoldCobra]

Oh I am sorry to hear. Maybe try and talk to him and let him know how you feel.

[GoldCobra]

Let me know if you need more of my opinion/help on this.

[Genie23]

Okay 😢😢😢

[GoldCobra]

This question was featured. Congrats!

[Genie23]

Hehe. Thank you!!

[Halucinator]

You should stop imitating me and don’t try asking troll questions. You suck at it😝😏

[Genie23]

I'm better than youuuuuu. You suck!!

[Genie23]

:p lol

[Razal]

You think ur dream is true? U r making judgements based on ur dream. That’s not good.

[Genie23]

So, he is not cheating on me? Phew!

[Wallflower101]

How can he be cheating if he's your crush? 🤔

[Genie23]

Because he got married to me in my dream 😉😂😂 I'm just kidding, tbh. This is not a serious question, lol

[DublinRollerGirl]

Damn, you're a genie. Just make a wish and a nod.

[Genie23]

OMG.. You are right! How stupid of me.. 😳 Thank you for reminding me, lol <3

[Eryxx]

*sigh*
'tis just a dream.

[Genie23]

So, my crush isn't cheating on me? Phew! 😂

[Eryxx]

I didn't say that. Anything's possible 🙄

[Genie23]

Oh no :(

[Eryxx]

How can a crush 'cheat'? It's just a crush after all.

[Genie23]

He got married to me in my dream!

[avacarolyn]

wtf he's your crush not boyfriend

[Genie23]

Guess you didn't read the update huh before posting? Lol

[capncool]

I don't think a crush can cheat on you lol

[Genie23]

Lol. You sure? :p

[tartaarsaus]

Maybe ask better trolling questions? 😂😂

[Genie23]

Hey, I'm not thar bad at trolling! You suck 😒 lol

[tartaarsaus]

Haha this is a pretty poor attempt 😂

[Genie23]

Booooo. I don't like you, lol

[tartaarsaus]

🥺🥺

[Genie23]

I can't see that emoji, lol

[tartaarsaus]

Oh it's a new emoji lmao. http://imgur.com/RfdBSTs

[Genie23]

Awwwww!!

[Genie23]

It's adorable but I still don't like you, lol

[tartaarsaus]

Bella sends it all the time lol

[tartaarsaus]

😰😰😥.

[Genie23]

😒😒😒

[tartaarsaus]

Meh at least some people think it's for real

[Genie23]

Ummm.. you might want to read Ghost's post though. It just got awkward.. lol

[tartaarsaus]

Jesus fucking Christ. Weird af

[olderirishguy]

Noy sure if u remember me... we were chat friends here back in March

[Prakbio]

Confront him in your dreams about this cheating :p

[Genie23]

I will! ;p 😂

[chrisbigman]

WHAT? Let's hang him up and let him die!!! :)

[Genie23]

Yes, we should!!! He's such a cheat! Let's do thisssss! ;) 😂😁

[AtomicCheesing]

Nothing. He's not yours

[AtomicCheesing]

Muff cabbage

[Genie23]

Noooooo. Don't say that! We got married in my dream last week! 😢😂

[Genie23]

Muf cabbage, huh? Guess you didn't understand that this is all a joke? XD

[AtomicCheesing]

Muff cabbage isn't a joke?

[Genie23]

Never heard of it, lol

[AtomicCheesing]

https://youtu.be/ratuNR7tPF4

[Genie23]

OMG!! 😂😂😂 So much drama. 😂

[Genie23]

Got to love South park xD

[samoht89]

dont you have a boyfriend?

[Genie23]

Yes, I do. Read my update, lol.

[legalboxers]

I hope your feeling better

[Genie23]

Thank you <3

[Omar5881]

He's a crush he can't cheat on you

[Genie23]

Shhh. I'm trolling, Omar ;D lol

[Omar5881]

Lmao aight

[TotallyAlmost]

Crush on someone else. I'm available ;)

[Genie23]

LOL!

[TotallyAlmost]

I wasn't kidding ;)

[tartaarsaus]

Lmao

[Genie23]

Uhhhh... o____O

[cjs31380]

You should probably try and find out for sure

[Genie23]

Okay :(

[blubblubblub]

there there genie <3

[GoldCobra]

Lol yeah. There there haha

[Genie23]

Thank you <3 I needed a hug and comforting words 😟 <3

[Schrodingerscat]

Murder him in sleep

[Genie23]

Good idea! I'll grab 100 cotton buds and poke him to death!

[Vanillax9]

*confusion*

[Halucinator]

She’s just trynna troll

[Genie23]

@Halucinator STOP RUINING MY FUN! 😒

[jackinoff]

How does a crush cheat on you? Lol

[Genie23]

By making out with a girl in my dream ;) 😂😂

[jackinoff]

Lol I didn't know crushes could cheat...

[Genie23]

Everything is possible in your dream. Everything 😢😢

[rroyy]

U should find new crush

[Genie23]

Okay :(

[rroyy]

Thr is nothing to b sad dear hotness is not eveeything u need some one who is loving nd caring

[Genie23]

But I got married to him in my dream!

[rroyy]

Thn u can still continue with him in dreams nd i l come nd steal u frm him

[Genie23]

No, I think my real life boyfriend will steal me from him, lol

[rroyy]

I will try to steal u frm him then

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Bake him cookies lol

[Genie23]

OMG, great idea!! How did I forget that a way to man's heart is through his stomach. I'll bake him 1000 different types of cookies and then he will be mine.. Once again. FOREVER 😍

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Yeeeeeeesssss!!! Lol

[rafflesia]

girl you neeeed to jokes about him

[Usernameshallbethis]

Weird flex but ok

[Genie23]

Lol. I'm trolling xD

[Sabrina_gomez]

Me too!

[Genie23]

Guys are so mean and heartless :( lol

[Sabrina_gomez]

I know right :(

[Ghost285]

@Genie23! Really? Latinas judge black men and never do the same to white men. Most black guys are ugly, and white boys are cute to you guys. Women are heartless

[Genie23]

@Ghost285 I hope you are joking? Lol

[Ghost285]

Which part?

[JSmuve]

Give him anal?

[Genie23]

O_o Oooh, I didn't know having anal sex makes sure that your partner never cheats on you o. O lol.

Thank you for your suggestion 😂

[JSmuve]

Facts. Buttsex, scientifically proven to keep couples together longer

[Ranger2019]

You're silly. 😁

[Genie23]

Hehe! I know 😁😛

[DiegoO]

Your crush 😂.

[Genie23]

Hehehe 😂😁

[DiegoO]

Poor your crush if he actually become something more for you xD

[Genie23]

I don't have a crush, lol

[DiegoO]

No? It was all part of a dream? 😮

[outside_Toronto]

Insanity

[Genie23]

More like troling ;) 😂