Boyfriend is calling me "gross" after he made me poop using laxatives?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend is the biggest jerk right now. I've literally been to the bathroom four times and it's not getting any better :( He keeps making comments like "you're so gross..." as if I can control it. He gave me laxatives in a drink without me knowing and has been teasing me nonstop about any fart sounds he hears. I'm trying not to lose my temper but I'm soooo embarrassed. I literally don't fart around him ever. I just don't! Today is literally my worst nightmare and he's not being the least bit sympathetic. He's laughing and doesn't get that it HURTS. I have bad cramps and keep asking him to leave me alone but instead he makes jokes about my bodily functions. I'm so mortified and pissed at him like I've never been before... Plus he knows I'm super shy in general and now I feel so unattractive :( Why would he do this to me?

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Update: it's 11:30 pm and I'm feeling a bit better but still angry at my boyfriend. He doesn't seem to get that what he did was wrong as well as embarrassing. He's so aggravating! He asked me if I want to have sex. I just stared at him and he was like "Good call. You'd probably shit on top of me." I'm literally not even gonna talk to him anymore because not only do I feel mortified, but he's clearly not giving me an apology and I'm so over his stupid prank

[holograph]

Probably one of those immature asses that thinks it's funny to "prank" everyone around him. Too immature to be a good boyfriend or a good person. I don't know many (if any!) people that would do this. I don't think it's an acceptable thing to do. I've heard people discuss putting laxatives in their food at work to raise hell for some jerk stealing their food and I've seen people give advice that legally speaking it's risky. People get fired for that stuff. But to do it to your own girlfriend? I'd suggest dumping him. Maybe if you do he'll act all surprised and tell you he thinks it was no big deal. Maybe he'll realize he's an idiot and not do that kind of thing again. But I think he'll likely keep "pranking."

[ArrowheadSW]

If he is 18 or older he's way too old to pull a prank like that. And the fact that he is making fun of it is probably him just trying to cover up the fact that he shouldn't have done that. If he continues thinking this is funny I think you should consider ending the relationship.

[ciitruskiwi]

Why are you with this guy? He gives you laxatives without you knowing as what I'm assuming a really stupid unfunny prank since you didn't know and now he's mocking you over it. Leave his immature ass.

[Asker]

The mocking is what really got to me because he already knows I'm shy. Like super shy about that stuff in the first place

[MissChasityL]

Dump him, putting that shit in your drink? That’s not ok

[Asker]

No it's not okay and I'm glad other people seem to agree with me

[Anonymous]

[Opinion Owner]

This is a good I'm pissed at my boyfriend song https://youtu.be/8mYCjGdlqxE

[jdoon995]

Just drop a viagra in his before school / family day out and dump his ass

[Asker]

That would be a good idea but I don't even wanna stoop to his level at this point. I never knew how big of a jerk he was until today...

[Prof_Don]

This dude damn near poisoned you... how can you ever trust someone like that let alone date them?

[Asker]

Well that's the thing. The trust has gone down and now I can look at him the same

[Asker]

Can't look at the him the same (correction)

[Prof_Don]

... as you should look at him differently! I think this relationship is dead (like he really cares much anyways).

[nerms123]

Is this real? If yes then dump him. If no then I dunno...

[AdmiralBailey]

If someone ever did this to me I'd call the police for attempted murder. You don't medicate someone without their permission.
~Mr Bails Extraordinaire

[Asker]

Yes that's what really got to me. We had a trusting relationship until he did that stupid prank

[AdmiralBailey]

Key word is "had". I wish a bitch would medicate me without consent. The police better get her before I kill her.

[Asker]

He's like "you're fine" even though I was in pain. Just because I didn't need to go to the hospital doesn't mean I'm okay

[AdmiralBailey]

If you thought about going then you're not fine. If I think about blowing my brain out then I might need the suicide line.

[betaTester]

Just don't have children with him, you don't want your offsprings to be retarded.

[Asker]

First time I laughed today. Thanks :)

[Guardian45]

He is an immature imbecile who thinks fart jokes are funny. You sound too old for him.

[Guardian45]

It might be time to reconsider your views on this relationship.

[Asker]

We're the same age but I just feel like when someone is genuinely in pain, it shouldn't be funny. I'm literally still feeling the effects :(

[Guardian45]

His IQ may be high, but NOT his EQ!

[Guardian45]

What will you do?

[Asker]

I think at the very least we need to take a break because 1) I'm so embarrassed I can't even look at him and 2) because he needs to be accountable for his actions and he's not doing that right now :( He's so... I don't even know the right word. Just selfish I guess

[Guardian45]

What is more worrisome to me, is is he going drug you again with something worse. I would be very angry.

[Guardian45]

Can you trust him anymore?

[Asker]

That thought never occurred to me but I suppose you're right. I need to rethink a lot of things about our relationship because clearly my safety is not a concern for him. Thanks for the advice :) :)

[Asker]

Honestly no because it already takes me a long time to trust anyone in the first place. It took me a year to build that with him and he broke that with one action

[Guardian45]

So perhaps you know your answers already.

[Cuppo_Mode]

Why is he still your boy friend?

[luvstoned4him]

is he 4?

smh

[Asker]

I'm so fed up with him right now. I don't even know if I'm going to feel better at this point

[luvstoned4him]

@Asker bet he won't like it if you pranked him

[Asker]

No he wouldn't and I honestly haven't tried to because I feel most pranks are mean spirited. I don't wanna play with fire

[luvstoned4him]

@Asker dont forget immature,

u tried talking to him?

[Asker]

No I've been ignoring him with the silent treatment because still so furious and ashamed

[luvstoned4him]

@Asker you need to have a talk and explain that u find it childish and not appropriate

[GhostMochi]

Dump that asshole

[Asker]

Sadly I'm considering this :(

[Anonymous]

Cause it’s funny lighten up poopy butt