What would you do if your partner was attacked by the opposite gender of his or hers?

Question

Female hits your boyfriend, or anouther male hits your girlfriend.

OddBeMe · Accepted Answer

If a man slapped my wife I would demand she apologize

monkeynutts · Accepted Answer

Everyone loves a good dildo fight.

razelove · Answer

Hmm, if someone hit my wife, the only reason I could think of is because she's Asian, they're shooting up something interesting, or a combination of the two. I'd go back to the old car punch. So, most cities I've been in lately you'll be more heavily penalized for defending yourself from any racist attack than being the instigator, because the local government is outright telling the police to stay out of it. Also I want to get her to safety before worrying about anything else.

One thing that never changes in any city is a little thing called reckless operation. It sounds so simple, and it is so very very simple. It's when you drive a car in such a way to cause property or personal damage, and is only a ticket. So instead of hitting them with your fist, hit them with a car, crush their bones, take your ticket, say you swerved to miss a kitten or some BS.

Worst you'll get is a driving course, I've gotten that charge... maybe 3 times now and managed to plead it down twice, so simple, for simple battery from a fight I was in I had to spend more than if I had hit 4 people with my car.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

🤣🤣🤣 You hit her in the face with a dildo, was it at least 8 in 😂😂😂 Seriously tho, yeah if some female attacked my SO, She'd get a beat down (even if no dildo available 🤣)

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

With my ex, I would likely sit back and watch the carnage.

had this a couple years back, some guy tried pushing her, she told him to do one and he lifted his hand to hit her.

the bouncers were already moving as had seen altercation sort of starting.

however she put him down incredibly fast with zero hassle.

these days it’s a hard one, having had a number of knives pulled on me over last few years, it really would be a case of weighing up the situation.

I would love to say jump in and beat him to shit, however if carry knife and usually more than one, you run risk of simply being dead.

I do however have zero qualms about caving their head in.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

That's one good reason to always have a dildo in your handbag.
Hopefully, we'll soon see the CCTV footage published? I'd ENJOY to see it :D

No matter if my Missus is 'attacked' by a man or by a woman - I'd step in of course.
But it should be coordinated: an ex once tried to 'protect' me - and she covered the attacker in such an unlucky way that I could not see a blow coming; it hurt unnecessarily.
Another ex (different event) hung herself on the back of a guy who in return hang on my own back. Afterwards, that was quite a laugh to me.

Usually, I avoid aggression if there's a way. But fighting side by side also is a nice way of bonding :D

Mia-Wallace · Answer

"Just wait a second bitch"

skeetskeetskeet · Answer

If a man hits her. . no questions asked... im gonna hit that fucker... if its a girl I'm probably going to grab that bitch by her neck and punt her... even if my girls in the wrong... im not standing by yelling worldstar

bannacookies · Answer

I'd get the popcorn and watch. Lol
Honestly, it would be hard for them or myself to get into a situation where someone would pick a fight. When it's happened in the past, we just say one snarky remark and leave. No one gets hurt, much better that way.

Petermorgan34 · Answer

Id kill him. Id beat him with in an inch of his life, and let him drown in his own blood. Just kidding hut he better know a good dentist

Vickymoore9 · Answer

Ok if I was dating a guy and a girl was attacking him and he couldn’t defend himself 😂. Ok I would think number one why am I with this guy 😂 number two is she like a UFC chick in that case it would make since he could be in danger. Obviously she can kick my ass and why I have a license to carry and pull out my 40cal and put a cap in her ass!

wingattebaby16 · Answer

i would tear her up!

i have been beat up in High School by 5 cheerleaders in the shower for liking a guy they felt was "theirs".

my coach got me in to some self defense classes she taught and now no bitch touches me or my man!! that is not to say i dont get black eyes or bruises, but i dont take crap from anyone anymore.

Anpu23 · Answer

Yes we would at least fight. Probably end up hospitalizing him. Last time someone put their hands on her I left him on the doorstep of a hospital.

Mehzmeh · Answer

First and foremost, if a guy hit's my lady. He better hope his life insurance policy is up to date. Because he is going to, T. H. U (these hands university). And he will graduate with honors. Lol

SirJohn42 · Answer

If a man hit my women he's going down. Id choke him the fuck out. that goes with guys pretending to be ladies.

TheorionMage · Answer

Call either the ambulance or the Coroner!
It takes but 15 lbs pressure to CRUSH the human larynx
and 45 seconds to DROWN in One's OWN blood ~

I've THROWN female abusers down 25 foot outside concrete stairs and put a wife beater THROUGH glass hotel entry doors without opening them, BEFORE pressing charges for a witnessed 'assault'~

cth96190 · Answer

If a male hit my woman (if I had one) and she was not a fellow student of a martial art his story would probably end a moment later when I throat punched him.
If a female initiated violence with me, the first time that I hit her would shatter her lower jaw and the arm that she swung would be broken.
Never initiate violence with anyone, especially a stranger. They might be a surprise package that you will regret opening.

jamesgoldman · Answer

Protect them, I'm wearing steel toed boots so I can kick them into touch

Juxtapose · Answer

I beat their ass with my girlfriend backing me up, duh.

Avicenna · Answer

I’d defend her with all means possible. That’s assault.

Ms_Vanderquack · Answer

I don’t give a fuck who it is, someone starts shit with someone I care about that bitch is going down. Gender ain’t got nothing to do with it. I’ll kick the shit out of a dude too.

SamuraiDoge · Answer

attacking my partner is like attacking me 🤗 i will auto attack anyone trying to attack me or my partner

kkirk4442 · Answer

If another male hit my girlfriend or my wife, there would be real trouble.

Sincerly_KittyCat · Answer

LMAO YOU DID WHAT 💀 Yeah I am throwing hands on any womam that hits my man, lesbians straights bisexuals, female dogs female cat female mice etc my hands are rated E

Becky316 · Answer

If a girl hits my husband I would knock the bitch out.

shade_19 · Answer

Hit back until i don't feel it is done equal
My one drop of blood is worth 3 drops of blood of one who harms me... and my lover's blood is worth 3-4 blood drops of me. Take my comment as watever u want i just won't take anyone hitting my lover

exitseven · Answer

That guy would get his ass beat. Then he would get his ass beat by my wife.

ayomanwya · Answer

If I had a girlfriend and a guy dared to hit her then that guy would have to worry about more than one person at once and it wouldn’t end well. You’re probably reading this and thinking that I’m a coward who can’t fight by himself but that’s not true. People would help because they want to help

Lynx122 · Answer

Lol that's awesome wish I could have seen it. I don't have a partner but I'd definitely intervene if this happened.

COMMODOREII · Answer

I'd attack him with vengeance. No man hits my woman!!! 😡😡😡😡

worldscolide · Answer

My wife carries a gun. I am absolutely not concerned. And she is just as good of shot if not a bit better than me.

0112358 · Answer

Occupying jabs to the face, break angle, rip full power to liver and solar plexus while using left arm on his right.  maybe you meant that less specifically

TomGarand · Answer

I'd fight. But I disagree with your update. If a woman did it, I'd be just as angry and I'd choose violence. If you harass me or someone I'm with, "Men fight men, women fight women" doesn't mean shit.

Hurlyburly · Answer

I'd be furious at her and most likely also call the cops. Like what the fk... Violence is never okay, no matter where it comes from.

Jjpayne · Answer

I think it depends on the situation but overall, I'd probably call the cops and make her regret it

Floppy2112 · Answer

I agree. Men should never hit women, even if they deserve it.

TallAnon · Answer

If you touch someone I care about with me around, you're going to need a visit to the emergency care. Regardless of gender.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

If i was married or had a girldriend and some jerk hit her, he'll regret it a lot! That's all i can say...

Josh4206 · Answer

If some dude hit my girl, I'd check on her ghrn, I get him out of the area around her and call the police.

Blaine999 · Answer

If someone hit my girlfriend, not to exaggerate, but it would be the last thing they ever did.

Daniel_Dano · Answer

I won't worry no one dares to hit my woman in my presence

anylolone · Answer

First I interpose, then if the message isn't learned I turn into the devil.

JoshMacDonald · Answer

I would attack them. It’s legal to defend and protect your loved ones.

Tartersaucefish · Answer

Most guys will egg women fighting and hurting one another. I’d beat anyone who touched my girlfriend or anyone I love for that matter.

GAGSucksBalls1 · Answer

Not cool hun, you never were anyway. you should be put in jail

msc545 · Answer

Defend my partner, of course. What else?

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Defend them. Gender doesn't mean shit.

cicadas · Answer

I would defend him of course.

Agape93 · Answer

I’ll kill them, simple as that.

ariadneR · Answer

Oh im throwing hands. No one hits my man

zagor · Answer

Did she try to take it in her mouth?

MillenniumBill · Answer

Is dueling still legal anywhere?

bamesjond0069 · Answer

Lmfao if thats true. Why did she hit him?

MrTaboo · Answer

Fight time

MrCreep · Answer

Noting good

AmeerX · Answer

Fight off the guy.

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