What was the last lie you told someone?

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jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

1. I told a friend I could not talk to her because somebody needed to borrow my phone, my hands were hurting from using them too much, I was busy - when the real reason was I did not like her very much and was not sure I wanted to continue being her conversation partner. 2. I told another friend I would invite her to hang out as soon as covid cases went down when in reality I'm not sure I want to hang out with her ever again cause I get annoyed with her almost every time we talk. 3. I told a girl from church I left because I was afraid of gossip when the real reason was I was avoiding a guy I liked at that church and nobody was gossiping about me that I'm aware of other than a very tiny amount of people or maybe none at all and I just imagined I was gossiping about them. 4. I told a girl I left the church cause I was going to another one and did not have time for both when in reality I was not going to any church at all.

Sincerly_KittyCat · Accepted Answer

Told an ex-friend I'll call him back. Never did, he was draining my energy, giving me anxiety again, I was going through a depressing part of my life and my health was bad (i had to constantly go to the doctor). I couldn't mentally handle him, he was going through it and so was I so.

ARealHonestHuman · Accepted Answer

wydm? "last lie" cause everybody lies. No one on earth tell each other the truth because everyone will have their feelings hurt cause they see it as rude and not as a self changing way like lets say if i said:

me: "hey lady you're fat yk"
lady: "you're rude"
me: ...
lady "walks away"

its gonna be like that. And it will never be like this:

me: "hey lady you're really fat"
lady: " yeah I've been gaining pounds n which im trying to lose some"
me: "good for you then, have a good day"
lady: "thanks, bye".

See it never ends like that.

Anon621 · Accepted Answer

I mean it wasn't directly a lie but it was kind of a deflection lol. My roommate walked out when I was in the living room today and asked me if it was sad how all the boxes were out in the living room. I said nah I figured it would happen eventually and that I saw the boxes when I came back from work lol. I didn't answer the question directly and afterwards in my head I was like "you say it's sad yet you do even speak to me half the time lol"

JackSmy · Answer

That I feel OK, when I felt sick, but we were going to a funeral, and I just needed to "suck it up" and deal with it, and get through it, for the others, there.
Sometimes, it is about being there, for others, and even if you are feeling like shit, finding a way to be there, and never let them see your pain, or whatever!

kaylaS91 · Answer

A friend called me last night and I told her I was home early before answering questions about how things are going with my boyfriend.

It was midnight and he was actually laying down next to me in bed, stroking his dick while both of us were completely naked.

Anonymous · Answer

Told my boyfriend that he is the only guy to have came in me to make him feel special. I only had one other person before and he was a virgin. So... it's a lie but then again, my body count is 7 and his is AT LEAST 15... so I think my fib isn't that big.

WVRLXCK · Answer

I told a girl I liked that I was going to bed early that night, I was pissed because she was talking about other guys when she knows clearly how I feel about her, (I might have been in the wrong tho, I don't know)

not_a_twinkie · Answer

"No you totally aren't leading me on, you made your intentions perfectly clear, it's fine nothing to worry about" He has been, he did not, nothing about this is fine least of all me

dhinchak · Answer

"I'm working on it. It's almost done. You'll have it within the hour." I told this to my boss 4 hours ago. I hope I'm able to do it by EoD at least.

Account · Answer

"It is alright no worries. I have gotten used to it"  It was not alright and you never get used to it.

MCheetah · Answer

Well, today I told one of my younger students they did an alright job at reading the play. They didn't; it wasn't good.

Dazed0N0Confused · Answer

That i don't know what caused my recent bout of depression.

Sexiestjohnson · Answer

That my school fees fell from my pocket when I used it instead to play video games. I was still in high school then.

lorenzomichael · Answer

I told the cops i was on my way to an AA meeting. when I actually just left the bar after having a few beers watching the hockey game.

exitseven · Answer

I cannot remember. I have been pretty isolated so I really haven't had much contact with other people. Maybe lying to the unemployment office?

AnthonyJ01 · Answer

I am not able to lie. I suffered a TBI 31 1/2 years ago that made it not possible, but it also made me painfully honest. It also made me a bit gullible.

Hairylegs222 · Answer

You're not fat. But she was and I didn't want to be mean.

ShadowMaster451 · Answer

I told someone that I lied about something that I didn't lie about. *Paradox*

Joshua0213 · Answer

This random girl asked if I thought she was cute but she defintely wasn't and I said she was to be nice lol

Anonymous · Answer

Tbh, I'm not sure because i am quite straight forward, gets me in trouble somethimes too lol.

Anonymous · Answer

That I've got infected by the virus so i can't meet them anytime soon.

NerdDG · Answer

I am not free to meet up someone but I made it up so I can play a video game.

Jupiter1 · Answer

I’ve been giving people the impression that I don’t earn a lot of money and have little assets.

innerman · Answer

2020 is our last year.  the world is going to end

OddBeMe · Answer

“No, your boobs aren’t crooked.” (They were a bit. Happens during periods….)

InferiorElegy · Answer

Everyday, including today when people ask how I'm doing and I gotta seem happy when I'm not.

Anonymous · Answer

Telling others I have big dick but actually only average length with 5 inches girth. Shit.

PoppyGirl_181 · Answer

I have someone in my life... to a boy who had crush on me just because was/still not ready to be in n relationship

Anonymous · Answer

That that intermolecular structure of a quancentrix B12 can be deviated with a vectorial tetosphere from a photosynthetic particle.

Chthou95 · Answer

I'm a good person when in fact im not. Im pretty neutral

Anniiiiiiiiiiiieee · Answer

That I liked them but I was just bored, I am sorry I am a horrible person for doing that.

Dazedx0 · Answer

“no, i did not kill that man”

Lillie_xo · Answer

dont think i should say it ! (^^ゞ

nolabels · Answer

I'm having a good time.

TessCasie · Answer

I got a scratch on the forehead

Exterminatore · Answer

I don’t know where the bodies are buried.

Fireguy17 · Answer

No those jeans don't make your butt look big.

Walamagicc · Answer

“I have to wash clothes.”

Anonymous · Answer

That I'm okay *laughs in dying inside*

Supernormal · Answer

That I busy, but heck I wasn't

Unicorn_lover_2002 · Answer

I told my sister I'm not into girls

KrakenAttackin · Answer

"I promise not to cum in your mouth".

MudRucker · Answer

I have a foot long dick.

michael1469 · Answer

That smell wasn't me farting...

natured · Answer

"i'm Fine"

tatianamay · Answer

I don't know

Tomisalami7 · Answer

Nooo... you're not ugly.. Not at all.

Brebaby · Answer

That I hated them

rainbowbi · Answer

I'M FINE

Anonymous · Answer

That this statement is false.

Anonymous · Answer

You look great in the dress

NicoleNatZZ · Answer

im single...

CasuallySamsonite · Answer

"I'm fine"

Anonymous · Answer

I am okay!

K-I-S-S · Answer

I don't like you.

MannMitAntworten · Answer

No….

FunAndKnowledge · Answer

I'm fine

Anonymous · Answer

I love you

Jacksoscar · Answer

I'm fine

Aiko_E_Lara · Answer

Ill be back

Ee_ls · Answer

"Sorry, I'm busy."

Likethesky · Answer

Lol I forgot

BareTruth · Answer

I’m fine

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