What was the last lie you told?

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t-8900 · Accepted Answer

I'm more into word play. I enjoy telling the truth in a way that leads you to believe something completely different... without it actually being a lie. I might be very vague, use a word that can be spelled in multiple ways, describe something in a way that could be opened to be one of several other things, etc. I find it all very amusing. And when you're done tripping over your blunder I'll explain that your own assumptions led you to believe a falsehood which never existed. Sometimes you really get to observe how someone tics. Its all truly fascinating to watch. I only do this for tiny things and never something too serious.

CuriousJC · Accepted Answer

The fact is my grandmother said that she was going to help me publish my books one day in 2017, and it's been 4 years now and she still hasn't found a publisher not even bother to look for one and tells me to focus on reality because publishing books and becoming a somebody is only fictional. It seems trying to accomplish your goals or your dreams is fictional. it was never a reality, so apparently you have to grow up to be a nobody instead of a somebody.

SweetDumplings · Accepted Answer

It was during Halloween time that I didn't want to lie but I felt forced so I told a very ugly individual who is both ugly inside and outside that nothing was wrong with them (just trying to change them) but then I eventually couldn't hold this lie inside because their true colors shown and I told them the truth about themselves and I'm not sorry they were a disgrace and treated others terribly.

Cherry234 · Accepted Answer

I told my mom I would work more on my assignment (creating web page content as part of a group project) last night since it's due Monday but I didn't actually do anything yesterday. I plan on finishing it tomorrow (hopefully).

dustybiker · Answer

I’m not sharing. But thanks for twisting the knife it makes me feel better. *sigh*

CrazyGirl2 · Answer

“Of course I had an orgasm!” (IM KIDDING! I’ve never faked it, I never will… there is no need!) honestly, I don’t lie… well, not about anything that means anything. I may lie and blame bad traffic for being late, but that’s about it!

Apulu_3 · Answer

When I told my brother that I will start sleeping early because I have this habit of making others sleep if they are awake at late night and online. But I continued that habit and continues sleeping at 2 am.

TrueConfection · Answer

My age. It's always my age. 😂 I didn't tell the lie, I just didn't correct the wrong assumption.

FreyaRed · Answer

This week, to doctor after PCR test as he asked me If I have any symptoms. I said yes but I don't have any with exception of being tired. I just want two weeks free.

ItsMeElliana · Answer

that i'm alright, but deep inside am struggling with the pain and stress I'm going through...

SphynxUK · Answer

I can’t lie. If I did, I’d immediately tell the truth anyway, because it makes me uncomfortable.

menina · Answer

I told my mother that my father didn't pay for the groceries. I don't want her to ask him more stuff that she's going to complaint about later.

Minnie97 · Answer

" I didn't hear your text come through". I heard it, and read it, I just didn't feel like replying to the obnoxious amount t of texts from said person

Star_88 · Answer

I don't have time or pretended to go on the flow with conversations! Also I don't even remember what we talked about except a few things.

Anonymous · Answer

Last spring I made my little brother eat a worm he told my parents and I lied and said i didn't. They still grounded me for 2 weeks 😪

Gothrocker · Answer

The last lie I told is the same lie I tell people everyday "I'm fine." Rarely is it the case that it is actually true

Ukrainianbuddafly · Answer

My boyfriend asked me if I was mad with him after a argument and I said no.

Princess_shruti · Answer

That i am going to wear a skiry knee length and i wore a short skirt to a party..😜

Anonymous · Answer

"Yeah, it's going well" (Probably being absorbed by depression and trying to fight my way through, not really able to see my way out.)

Anonymous · Answer

Told a friend I didn't know if I threw something out at his house while cleaning it and I had. There's no way he'll find it in the dozens of giant trash bags piled up to be carted away He says he'll look. I know he won't. Thank god.

misunderstoodhoe · Answer

last lie was when i told my mum i was full and wasn’t hungry

AviatorTom · Answer

I don't often tell a lie, and when I do, it's usually so good that it sounds like the truth. So I don't remember the last lie? What was yours?

Anonymous · Answer

Told my crush that I liked a movie he recommended me few days ago.

jewishgirlchild · Answer

I always tell little white lies on a regular basis. But I can't remember the last lie I told.

Kkoalalita · Answer

Told my friends I would sleep on time but I’m still up and it’s almost 12:00 😐

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

That i can fight 🤣 i haven't been in a fight since 2005 🤣🤣🤣

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

Not sure, likely saying I was okay when I was not lol.

LivingExample · Answer

I told a friend I liked the gift she brought, but I didn’t!

YukiCho · Answer

I told someone that I would see them later.  And then I disappeared

Anonymous · Answer

"I don't have cork board pins at home, sorry." I was already going out and was too lazy to look for them.

lovedejj_xo · Answer

I was tired to get out of something last night and go home. I went home to eat ice cream play with my dog and watch tv

Maxnanet · Answer

When someone asked me today : « Hey , how are you? » I said : i’m fine thank you , and i smiled.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

"I'm fine"..

Carolmille · Answer

I have never had kids. 😢

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I don’t remember

Julie_TS · Answer

'Yeah, It was fun, had a great time' #itwasnt

Anonymous · Answer

I don’t know, I don’t need to tell any , I’m not married anymore

honeylover21 · Answer

That I don't read erotic books or watch porn

Blackcupcake · Answer

“I’ll be busy with school work”

XXblack88 · Answer

I told my mom I had my cell near by when I didn't

sicosico · Answer

I have a headache, LOL

juliammm · Answer

It was about my sex life

MCheetah · Answer

"I'm okay. My day was fine."

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I don't lie!

Rozaybonet69 · Answer

That I was sick 🤒 just to cancel a night out 🤭

readyplayer001 · Answer

That I was ok

kerbeary2003 · Answer

I’m sure it was something to my mom lol.

tatianamay · Answer

"My day was great"

cryscrys1 · Answer

I’m doing ok

Alexuselder · Answer

That I didn’t like this guy but I really do

Shark_61695 · Answer

I'm fine or maybe I'm ok...

KieranByrne · Answer

"Doing well, Thank you!"

Razp_Sorbet · Answer

Honestly no idea

ChiPaPa · Answer

That I'm ok. Sometimes I'm not.

lilaccc · Answer

i love myself

notwoke · Answer

I won't cum in your mouth

Sleeptalk · Answer

"I'm busy"

Slim57 · Answer

I'm going to bed early so I can get up early

jforn02 · Answer

I don't remember.

Anonymous · Answer

I am a good person.

scooogy · Answer

This one

lpoots · Answer

this one

Anonymous · Answer

This

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