
What would you do if one day your partner shrunk down to the size if a mouse?


🙄 this reminds me of a recent tinder conversation I had with a guy. He asked me (as an opener) what I would do if i found him shrunk or tiny, I think 3 inches tall or something. And I responded, I’d either 1) laugh or 2) scream depending on how I found him. I’d laugh if he talked to me and his voice was squeaky like from a small person; I’d scream if he shrunk and I found him naked because he lost his clothes in the process.
He continued this conversation for WEEKS. He’d ask various questions all centered on this topic. Truly bizarre. Questions like what would I do if I were small, what we would do together, what would I do if I had a set of tiny people in my room, would I ever want to shrink someone, what we could do together if he was small but I was big... him responding how he’d rest in between my booty... I mean he kept ON and ON even when I tried to steer the conversation to something else. He was seriously obsessed with this tiny topic; it was so bizarre.
Carry him around in my pocket. Or get a purse to carry him in🤣
I hopefully don't end up stepping on her because I can imagine how painful that much feel
How lucky she is: the cats LOVE her.
I guess, I'll look for one more food bowl.
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Welp they better put on some deep sea diving scuba wear 😳
Lol hell yes!
I would with him juggle him.
Play catch with him.
Put him in my sweaty gym bag all day.
Finally dress him in pretty little doll clothes and change his hair style to what i like
Ask when he started deaging.
I’d still make him carry my credit card. The only way this job will stop for him is if company decide to put real pockets on female clothes.
just like the movie, the incredible shrinking woman, but, now a man.
take care of him
I would try to find a way to make him go back to his normal size.
I wouldn't even know what to say... I'd just be in shock
I'll check if his cock is still the same or it also shrank
Ummm? Twilight Zone? Honey I shrunk my fucking self?
If I had a partner who shrunk down to small mouse size I would be in shock with them
Be pissed for 2 reasons... but I'll keep them to myself...😈
Guess I need to buy a hamster cage? XD
Make a fortune displaying him to the public
Make him find my missing earring.
I would put the cat in a cage.
I'd try to get him normal again
Babe can you find my lucky coin?
Protect him
Buy him a sombrero
Crawl up his ass.
Take care of him.
Here kitty kitty.
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