What is the weirdest thing somebody ever said on a first date?

[exitseven]

She asked me if I was looking to fall in love.

[AviatorTom]

I met a woman online and we arranged a first date at a Chinese restaurant. I hit there before she did. When she arrived, she said hello and then immediately told me how she loves receiving oral sec. I was shocked, that's not something you expect the first time you meet. Thar was our only date.

[MartianBuddy]

A girl said she wanted to see if I was bigger than her ex. Shit whent from 0 to crazy real quick.

[exitseven]

that is really funny.

[sage2021]

He asked if anyone knew who I was with and knew his address and phone number because he wanted to rape and pillage me. He seemed disappointed when I told him that people knew his name, address and phone number.

[TrueConfection]

"I'm going to build a big house," and he pulled out a set of plans. I was put off by his either lie or showiness. I ended up giving him a second date later because we had such a great connection.

[DonkeyDan]

Had a girl ask me if I ever got "tempted" with the cadavers in med school, had to explain that nedical schools no longer used real cadavers, and made my excuses later in the date 😳

[Discombobulated_Dove]

Ummm... as a health care professional, are you under any obligation to report something like that? Something obviously strange and disturbing but not necessarily blatantly admitting to having possibly quite unhealthy and/or illegal proclivities?

[RobT312]

She started talking about cock rings…it was just weird. I guess she was really into them…never saw her for date #2

[AvaOneLasTime]

"Would you want to be molested? Haha, i'm joking."
I only hope he was. Joking.

[FunkyMonkee]

"One time, in band camp, I stuck my flute up my pussy"'

[NathanDavis]

"you are mine now..."

I liked it... and it became true, lol

[Discombobulated_Dove]

"You'd look stunning with a slit throat!" No joke. That was a VERY short date...💀

[Jamie05rhs]

Why was that weird? That seems like a normal question to me.

[msc545]

Asking me if I was ready to get married...

[exitseven]

run for the hills.

[msc545]

I did that! wow...

[douride2]

He said trust me. I should have ran.

[Anonymous]

I want you to put it in my a$$.

Who was i to argue?

[Anonymous]

I don't mind a small dick