How would you react if you were on a date, and when it came time to pay, your SO started faking a heart attack cause they had no money to pay?

[llorando]

[Agape93]

Depends. If I took him out on a date, I'm still paying so whatever. If we agreed to split the bill, I'm getting two checks and I'll pay mine. If he took me on a date and won't pay, then I'll just leave. I am not paying to cover someone else's voluntary financial choice.

[Light909090]

So here’s the thing I’m psychopathic so if she Thinks she can Guilt trip me or such not going to work I would of course call the cops 👮‍♂️ and during the call if she said no I’m not having one I would ignore her and continue talking to the police over the phone until help arrived and she would be possibly handcuffed faking

[FinalFantasyBro]

If she is really faking it, I pay but that will realistically be her only date with me but if this isn't fake or a stunt and she is really having a heart attack than I immediately call the paramedic.

[RosieMelts]

Lmao that’s actually really funny. If I knew it was fake I’d laugh and be like okay if you don’t pay at some point we’re just done, but I got this one.

If they really were having one, I’d call 911 and then pay for the food lol

[letuswaltzforthedead]

For starters, I rather be the one paying so it should be me faking it if anything. If someone did that, though, they can definitely pay their part for themselves, good luck, because they're never seeing me again.

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

I would sit there and watch. He'll eventually stop, wondering why I have no reaction. I say "oh, I was waiting for you to drop so I can dig the money out your wallet to pay"

[Blackcosmo]

I'd pay in full and talk about that with them lol.

[jshm2]

How do you prove "faking" without looking like an idiot?

[Juxtapose]

Let's see them fake that heart attack when I pinch the fuck out of them.

[Still-alive]

laugh it was a joke. smh at them if this really was some stunt to get out of paying lol

[Anonymous]

Watch until their last breath. Check their wallet. If on the offchance they don't die, embarrass them unmercifully.

[Brandi555]

Lol. I’d laugh.

[exitseven]

I would be impressed at the resourcefulness.

[Roseboy]

i would fake a stroke

[annabananna]

Be amused at the lengths people will go.

[AsaKyo]

Go use the bathroom

[LavLavLuv]

... I'd laugh and then ask if he's alright

[Pohjolan]

Call an ambulance.