My girlfriend says she's madly in love with me and wants to fuck my brains out every single day for the rest of my life. What does that mean?

[FunkyMonkee]

Just kinda make fun of other such questions posted here.

[John1972]

It clearly means she is tricking you. Because while she may fuck you brainless for a week or so at the most until you put a ring on it and at that point her fun shop will be shut down and border up quicker than a gold mine in the old west and your ass will be sitting there going "Damn, what does a man have to do to get laid around here?"

[Summeroflove]

Because she’s using you for sex and you aren’t even married.

[Guardian45]

I'm just guessing here, but perhaps, just maybe, she wants to do it all the time, I think.

[horsedikred]

She tells me the same shit homie. She just likes getting fucked

[RobT312]

🤣🤣🤣 oh no, what should you do?

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't know!! Heaven's to Mergatroid!! Won't SOMEONE tell me?

[Sixgunsound]

It means she’s blind and deaf🤣

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh! Okay, as long as I know.

[lilyanony1]

Omg she's dahmer (ess)

[FilmGuy93]

NGL this low key triggered me lmao

[Sparkie460]

It means you'll be tired and get nothing else done

[FunkyMonkee]

Foly huck!! Not that!!

[Anonymous]

It means you're a god damn lucky bastard.

[FunkyMonkee]

I just wish it was real!

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah me too 🙃

[Grond21]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 Nice

[FunkyMonkee]

T`would be, if it was real.

[Grond21]

T'would!