Well, test him. Make a plate of bacon, and hand it to him while wearing lingerie and tell him he can have the bacon or you. See which he picks.
Stuff his face with bacon while making passionate love. He'll eventually associate bacon with you.
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Buy him Turkey bacon. He'll no longer love bacon more than you
Trust me he can't replace you with bacon, only when he is hungry perhaps
Yes, deceptions not a pillar in a relationship but trust is.
Women are temporary, but bacon is forever.
It's not a lie, it's an alternative fact.
what lie? what did he lie about?
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