Girls, How do you fart in a feminine way when in a relationship?

[Anonymous]

How do you fart in a feminine way when in a relationship? I mean you can’t hide it from him forever. Some people they say go to the bathroom every time but isn’t it a bit obvious when you go to the bathroom for like 2 seconds he hears a fart and you just come back like nothing happened?

[BorrowedTime]

I don't think there's a feminine way to fart. Honestly, if he's the one, just go for it. I look at it this way. If you're in a relationship, there's a chance you're dating to marry. It's going to be absolutely insane if 5 years down the line you're hiding your perfectly normal farts and giving yourself stomach aches by doing so. If anything, push it out slowly or wait until he leaves the room, or if you can go outside for a minute for some air, try that. Either way, I think letting it out just as your body wants in the most natural way is the best way to do it. If he's the man for you, and one who's proper, he wouldn't view you as any less feminine and hey, maybe he'll even encourage more and you'll have a few laughs.

[sheenagwapa]

if it's a silent fart i immediately run out of the room because that smells bad but if it's audible i just fart 😂🤣🤣🤣

[Samantha_17]

Girls don't fart..! :)