Which of these is the worst narcissitic persons excuse for their behavior?

Which of these is the worst narcissitic persons excuse for their behavior?
That didn't happen…
And if it did, it wasn't that bad…
And if it was, that's not a big deal…
And if it is, that's not my fault…
And if it was, I didn't mean it…
And if I did, you deserved it…
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Which of these is the worst narcissitic persons excuse for their behavior?
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