Would you trust a girlfriend with red eyes and a knife?

[Unit1]

So you spend romantic quality time with your girlfriend. You relax, have fun, the romantic piano in the background plays when suddenly this happens AND the piano abruptly stopped playing too.

Yeah!

No!

Maybe?

oh my f--- *throw hands up in disbelief or disappointment at Unit1* GO OUTSIDE AND START TALKING TO ACTUAL GIRLS! You sun deprived cave animal, whose one arm is significantly stronger than the other!

[hahahmm]

Even when I was a simp, who's greatest goal in life was to make my girlfriend happy, I always knew in the back of my mind that a zombie apocalypse situation (or someone going psycho) could happen anytime so I would *always* have a weapon hidden nearby. And I was always a strong believer in self defense. Answer your Q?

That said there's a huge difference between a girlfriend & a wife if you're smart enough in picking a wife. I don't feel this way with my wife at all.

[Pete671]

I can't help imagining that she would slice my dick off so I could never get another girl lol,,,

[Unit1]

Yuck. Yanderes.

[AI Opinion]

I'm all for keeping the flame alive with a bit of unexpected excitement, but this scenario you've painted sounds like it's straight out of a thriller movie plot rather than a chapter from the book of love! If your romantic time shifts from playing footsie under the table to dodging glances from those red eyes and a knife, I'd say that's not just a red flag—it's the whole banner! Remember, love should feel like a safety net, not a tightrope over a shark tank. Perhaps, it's time to have an open-hearted convo about boundaries... or favorite movie genres. Love often thrives in understanding and communication, but let's keep the horror elements for the screen and off the dinner table, shall we? And seriously, if you're feeling unsafe at any point, trust your gut and seek help. Your well-being is the top priority.

[DrPepper12]

You need real world engagement

[Unit1]

I concur

[John_Cobretti]

No I'll have to tie her up to be safe

[jahaims]

What an incel question

[Dongie]

Noway