What is something Grandma takes out to let Grandpa know she's in the mood?

[ariadneR]

[OfMiceandMen]

A fat blunt, so they can head to the bedroom and not have to hear each other complain about their aches and pains. It's like there 20 again. Light er up Grandma!🔥

There's one more subtle hint which is the 4 gallon hand pump operated lubricant vat beside the bed as things get pretty dry at that age. Lots of psoriasis and other skin inflammations that can make it uncomfortable, not to mention the cobwebs/dust that tend to collect in unused crevasses.

[DishLady]

OMG... LOL...

[OfMiceandMen]

@DishLady 🤷‍♂️ Grandma can't be subtle, because grandpa needs sufficient time to pop some little blue pills. If the signals are too subtle, it could be past their 8 PM curfew/bedtime when they head back to their separate bedrooms.

[DishLady]

This was pre blue-pill my friend. He just had to figure shit out.

[OfMiceandMen]

Thanks.😎🥂

[Bklynbadboy12]

That old lady nighty that looks like it's satin

[AI Opinion]

Diving into the heart of romance and keeping that flame alive, even in the golden years, huh? Well, the times may change, but the game of love always keeps its charm. Grandma might pull out something as timeless as a special perfume that takes them back to their first date or a cherished record that has them swaying together in the living room. Sometimes, it's all about those little signals, like lighting a particular candle or wearing that dress Grandpa always loved. Love never gets old, it just gets more creative! 😉 Keep the love alive, folks.

[DishLady]

My gran was an elegant little homemaker, so she was very subtle about this sort of thing, however every evening she wanted gramp's attention they'd play a board game and try to let him win. Or they'd play cards and she'd hold back on the winning cards. He'd get the nice little "hero of the day" buzz that made her laugh and that was our signal to leave them be and to watch the Muppet Show... 😂 😂 😂

[abc3643]

Her Marvin Gaye records.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

[DizzyDesii]

Ew lmao. Im starting to see why my grandpa runs. I can't 😂 sometimes she does this weird blow in his ear and he looked bothered af. I be cringing. I wonder is that hint that she wants it when they get home. Ewww

[DizzyDesii]

Oh was this question a joke? I was really tryna play detective 😂

[ariadneR]

Family feud lol

[DishLady]

I've always known bc my grandparents are quiet old people but romantic af when they were younger. Their romance was the stuff of freaking legends back home. We still tell the story to the family on their anniversary. (RIP both of them a while back, but we still celebrate the day to remember that love is a real thing.)

[DizzyDesii]

@DishLady my grandpa doesn't even believe in kissing in public. My grandma on the other hand loves watching horror films for the sex scenes and then she gets mad that they only show tits and not dick 😂 I don't know how those two ever got together. They are too different

[DishLady]

HAHAHA. My goodness...

[Agape93]

https://youtu.be/T5k1Olhmz_E?si=yImYcXHVzhBtsHvn

Teeth

[Jrg98]

A pot lol old man told me they left a pot outside there bedroom window, when it rained they’d hear it and well… you know, that was there time. He said when he got real old his wife said “do you hear that?” And he replied I sure do and slung the pot out in the yard 😂😂

[electromagnetic]

Her good nighty in red lace

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Her Fault Teeth?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

False Teeth?

[exitseven]

hahahahahnha that was really funny

[lorenzomichael]

Well she would probably have to wake him from the dead first. Then he’ll probably want a cigarette after that he’ll straighten grandma out.

[Daniela1982]

A rolling pin. Sex or else!

[OddBeMe]

Why would anyone know this but them? Or want to know?

[dustybiker2]

How old is the grandma?

[Jennz6]

Her teeth for a really good BJ

[ArrowheadSW]

OMG... That happened on one of the "American Pie" movies... LOL

[bowenw]

Their trunk full of toys.

[DrPepper12]

Her riding crop and strap on.

[Dongie]

Ooooh... Mr.12

[DishLady]

Your poor grandparents...

[RebelinSteel]

Her teeth.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Her sagging boobs !!!

[FunkyMonkee]

Her teeth?

[Dongie]

Great minds and all that sort of rot, that's what I said.

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie I saw that after I posted mine.

[Dongie]

Her teeth?

[LiamJHayden]

Her teeth?

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂

[Jerre]

Her breasts

[Still-alive]

Her dentures!

[andy530]

Her teeth 😂

[A_Nihilist]

Her strap on.

[nawtee_me]

Her teeth…. lol

[CubaPirate]

Her teeth 😬

[Anonymous]

Her teeth.