What is the most unreasonable thing your partner has started an argument with you about?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I just got yelled at for using the fork with my left hand 😂

Called me a showoff. Now I gotta spend the night tryna figure out what she actually mad about.

[NamerOfStars]

The fight that ended my last relationship was over me wittily responding to a joke.

She asked if I'd go with her to a couples' costume party among her social circle. I said "Okay, what were you thinking of?"

Evidently considering that a challenge, she said "I was thinking of Jabba the Hutt and princess Leia, in the slave costume."

"Well hey!" I replied, "Finally a costume that fits my physique!"

"You'll do it then?" she asked, and I nodded. "Great! It's rare to find a guy who's willing to dress up as Leia; I'm SOOO lucky!"

[This was where, in her mind, I screwed up. I thought it was a joke, and went along with the vein of humor. She, upset at my quick-wittedness (I have my moments, but I'm no Oscar Wilde; I suppose I WAS better than her, though), was trying to catch me out and got upset I wasn't falling for it.]

"You sure are!" I said, going in for a quick smooch. She took it passively, unsure of how to react to my rolling with her (to her) jibe.

"You're... you're really okay with dressing in a metal bikini?" I nodded. "In public?" I nodded. "With lots of other people around?" I nodded.

"WHY?" she exclaimed in a flare of passion.

I, still thinking it was a joke, answered "Because no one will be looking at me."

"You'll be dressed as slave Leia!"

"I'll be standing next to someone dressed as Jabba. How much does HE wear?".

That argument culminated in her trying to slap me. Twice.

[DrPepper12]

When I didn't come back with some groceries after driving my friend to hospital. That was FIREWORKS!! 🎆🎇😁

[Telekinetic-Potato]

😂 not the groceries!

[DrPepper12]

I swear to God I don't COMPLETELY lose it 99% of time but even I was embarrassed by my reaction. Both barrels on blast.

[Smashingdoozy]

(ex) The fact I was sexually assaulted that night and didn't want to have sex with him 🥴🙃

[AI Opinion]

Navigating the choppy waters of relationship squabbles, aren't we? 🚣‍♂️ It's like decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out the *real* issue behind the fork saga. Maybe it's not about the fork or your dexterous left hand at all but something deeper. Pull out the emotional toolkit and gently dig beneath the surface—there's likely an unaddressed emotional artifact waiting to be unearthed. Could be stress, insecurity, or even jealousy making a cameo in the guise of cutlery criticism. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves patience, listening, and maybe a sprinkle of lovebombing to turn that frown upside down. Good luck, love detective! 💓🔍

[Anonymous]

I cheated on her IN HER DREAM. Like I have any control over her dreams! She was still pissed off about it.🤦‍♂️😆

[PsychicBoobs]

Nothing. I don't date abrasive people.