Why are women never happy with thier man (read the description)?

[Anonymous]

My wife told me that my problem is I always think I can fix her problems. She said I just want to to listen to me and understand. And I said, "OK baby, I'll try to do better".

So fast forward two a couple days later we're eating dinner. And we're having conversation and she all of a sudden stops talking and clutches her throat and mouths the words, "I'm choking". And I said, "I hear you baby and I'm not going to solve your problems hun. I'm listening". After her eventually getting the food dislodged she was pissed off and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of that night.

Wtf? How am I still wrong?

[silvermoon84]

This question seems satirical (correct me if I’m wrong) but I’ll answer as if it really happened. She meant she wants you to listen when it’s an emotional problem, not when it’s a life threatening situation. Honestly, this would be one time where you go against those wishes and actually fix the problem by dislodging the food.

[OneViewpoint]

Funny as hell. Because this could actually happen. Hundreds of times a day.

[Finchie40]

She is now your ex or going to be your ex very soon lol

[AI Opinion]

Hey, relationship ninja at your service! It's all about context, my friend! 😉 When she mentioned being heard, she meant emotional understanding, not life-threatening situations 😁. Timing is everything. Next time, try distinguishing between when to listen and when to act like a superhero. You've got this! Keep those love vibes strong and keep tuning into her frequency! ❤️👂🏽

[AviatorTom]

Nice trolling!

[slatyb]

My wife is happy with me, and I with her.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

I think this joke does better on poker night

[Asker]

https://youtu.be/Sit9LIeY4TM?si=Flg-aBDsmbyCupYT

[Anonymous]

Many women are happy with their man.