Ladies: My boyfriend forgot our one year anniversary. Punishment ideas?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend forgot about our one year anniversary, so ladies, I want revenge. I need punishment ideas. But not just "no sex" or something like that. Be imaginative, be creative~. . Something fun to do, something original.. But still enough to teach him a lesson! ^^

Note to the guys: Chill out I'm not gonna do anything extreme, we love playing around with pranks and stuff and I just want to do something fun as revenge. So don't see it as a 'punishment' like I'm gonna slap him across the face with my hair straightener.

[standardguy]

1. Put him a castity cage on for one week - but he will give you cunilingus every day and you will make him hot on any occation... ;-)
2. Say him that you want to do the "squeeze test" on him and afterwards abolish the 1st punishment if he passes the sqt. So put the castity cage away and get a good grip on his testicles with one hand. Tell him that you will make a firmer grip every ten seconds and if he passes 2 minutes without defence againt you it is done. Now it's in your hand if he passes the test or passes out. ;-)

[acka72]

The best revenge, is not giving a shit. Not saying anything. Not complaining and gradually distancing yourself. That means you call less, you talk less and you don't spend your whole weekend with him. That is enough, to make him feel really scared and insecure and maybe it will dawn on him that your anniversary just passed. On the other hand does he remember the exact date you two started dating? A fit would be more adequate on a B-day.

[Asker]

I know that he knows which date it was. Thanks for the tip.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't worry about revenge, kinda petty. My boyfriend and I had our 1 yr anniversary this past Monday. I waited till today to tell him happy belated anniversary through a text because I knew he wouldn't remember and I didn't want him to feel bad. Even with pranks, there are more important things to think of, like how are you going to make him still want you for another year.

[Anonymous]

I'd just be like, "So...remember the other day...yeah, does that ring any bells? Is that day important?"

I couldn't not be mad lol but my anniversary is super easy to remember. October 1. Lol

I'd just drop hints and make him feel bad (cause I'm mean like that) until he apologized and swore it wouldn't happen again :p

[bondeepa]

whenever you guys have a conversation just repeat hmmmmm.or just stare at him...point blank stare...he will go crazy and next thing you know your getting something special from him...it always works with my guy... XD

[OnItLikeSonic]

How immature that you feel the need to punish him. He's not a dog, if he doesn't do what you want you can't just spray him with the metaphorical water bottle.

He's a human with the right to behave how he wants, either be upset and talk about it, or get over it. You punish children and pets who need to learn better, not people who's behaviour you disagree with.

[Asker]

As I said. I'm just trying to have some fun. This isn't serious. Just fun and games, not hurting anyone. We do this to eachother all the time. Even before we became a couple when we were friends.

[christinalong338]

haha no he's not a dog, and he's allowed to do what he wants and act how he wants, but if he wants a happy girlfriend who feels apprecieated, he needs to remember their anniversary. She's not asking for him to remember their 3.5 month anniversary or anything, it's their first year together. that's a big deal. He disappointed her, its not just behavior she disagrees with.

[Anonymous]

Make him do anal with you. That'll teach him.