If a priest told you that you require an exorcism would you let him try it on you?

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meetkitty123 · Accepted Answer

Hmm 🤔 this is a two part answer

(oh and ps despite having two answers there wasn't an option for me to select in the poll 😝)

First part for shiz and giggles lol 🤣

I would thank the priest kindly for his concerns about me but I would say "No thank you! MY SHE DEMONS She Wolf and She Vamp are my BEST FIENDS! They are as much apart of me as I am of them. For the most part I keep them locked in the closet.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/booKP974B0k

with the exception to those few nights they seek to devour flesh. But worry not no man has yet to complain and all have survived to tell the tale if they so dared face the wraths of my She FIENDS that is... All men leave rather dazed and content. No man has yet succumb to their sacrificial offering. Though many have gone deranged when my She Demons reject them entirely as sacrificial offerings or refuse previous suitors reentrance to the alter for failing to sate them. So I am sorry my dear priest my she demons have no interest in having you over, out of the most upheld respect of course, after all they would not want to taint such a holy man! it goes against their principles. So go on now. BE GONE! We do not need to be saved, changed, shamed, blamed or tamed!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sjSG6z_13-Q

NOW the 2nd part to this question

ON a serious note No thank you! I been there done that had one performed on me and dont care to go through that again 🙄... Ya thanks Pycho mother... She took me to have an exorcist... THANKFULLY the ACTUAL priest dismissed my mother but she still found some woman "priest" and paid her to perform one on me... Since apparently I must be possessed... And not just a typical teenager going through typical teenage defiance... Nevermind the fact that perhaps my anger issues were the results of dealing with an abusive parent!

An exorcism is scary as hell... Even if it is not an official one from a qualified priest with a Bishops approval.

CrazyGirl2 · Accepted Answer

So your asking me if a PRIEST came it to me and told me I needed him tie me to a bed whilst ordering my parents to NOT even come up stairs! And if they hear a struggling sound, banging, crashing, or ESPECIALLY a their little girl’s screams for help… Ignore it! That’s just the demon trying to distract the priest, and weaken the parents faith! Then he has to make me drink a half bottle of holy wine, as he starts to lay his hands on me…ALL of me, and anoint my body with holy oils, holy water, and holy Astro-glide (okay maybe not that last one, but the oil works fine)! It seems like the Catholic Church has come-up with a new scheme to get to be alone with kids again. “What’s that Mrs. Smith, you think that your young, innocent, nubile, sweet, and beautiful teenage daughter might be having premarital sex, and when you read her text messages one of them to her friend read that she’s thinking that she may want to “fellate” a boy in her school? Oh my god, wow! Eh, I mean oh no that’s terrible! This definitely looks like a possession! I need you to but a lock on your daughters bedroom so I can lock it from the inside (for your protection), and I’ll be there tonight at 8pm

Errrr No thank you! I’ve been there, don’t that and got the t-shirt so long ago, that it wore out, and I use it as a dust rag now! In other words NO!

Bluemax · Accepted Answer

I would tell the priest that he needs lessons on skeptical thinking and what he does is detrimental to the mental health of the depressed and those struggling with mental health issues.

TheMajesticKing777 · Accepted Answer

Yea I don't think I got any and I won't refuse an exorcism cause there's nothing wrong with cleansing my soul in case I do got any lol

420Rachel · Answer

Absolutely. And I'd pretend to actually be possessed and like bite his nose off and then puke it up or some other cute shit, I don't know. 👹👹👹

Apulu_Imback · Answer

Depends if I consulted him and he said that or a random old man said it out of nowhere. There are many YouTube pranksters as you know. I would still respect him so I don't mess up anything incase I'm really possessed without knowing.

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

What if I am the demon in this body as the original inhabitant has already crossed over, that seems like a terrible idea for me to allow that.

Cherry234 · Answer

I'm not sure. I'm not possessed so I don't see why I would need an exorcism.

Slartybartfast · Answer

My demons are looking a bit overweight, and hosts are only about.88 calories..

snackthatsmilesback · Answer

Something would have to lead up to it. Exorcism is not gonna be my first choice for any problem.

call_me_scar · Answer

Lol I'd do my crazy laugh and do one my tricks that looks like I broke my neck

AndrésC64 · Answer

I might give it a go just for a giggle if there were something in it for me. I could flop around and make all kinds of weird noises. 👹

John_Doesnt · Answer

You mean he wants to molest me? Well, I haven't washed my balls in days so it's his funeral.

Sparkie460 · Answer

I'd pass. I'm happy with the other people in my head. At least I have someone to talk to

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

No, because I know I’m enclosed in the Flames which would mean that Priest thing is bad. Unironic, L U L

menina · Answer

I'm not possessed. Besides I have no religion so meeting a priest wouldn't make sense.

Dimension453 · Answer

Those quackaroos aren't coming anywhere near me.

llorando · Answer

No thank you. Im not possessed.

LovingLoverReturned · Answer

I'd tell him to exercise himself first.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Maybe. Depends on what’s in it for me

goaded · Answer

B, but that's obviously just the demon speaking.

GreatnessBack · Answer

Sure, sounds like fun.

Harleigh90 · Answer

Nah wouldn't work

Pink2000 · Answer

Absolutely not.

enocheli · Answer

stop lol

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