If you were suddenly placed in front of St Peter, how’d you do?

[OddBeMe]

Be honest. I think I’d be fine if thoughtcrime isn’t a thing up there. And you know…being atheist. Probably have to explain that.

Peter takes a two hour lunch break…but hey he was executed upside down.

I’d be alright. Have to explain a few things

I’d be fcked

I’d be a shoe-in!

Other

[Anonymous]

Theft: (although minor) Guilty

Pedophilia: isn't even a sin in the bible. N/A

Rape: Also allowed in the Bible. N/A

Adultery: Guilty

Homosexual acts: Guilty

Lying: Guilty

Apostasy: I was never a Christian in the first place. N/A

Blasphemy: Guilty

Infidelity: Guilty in all senses of the word

Killing: Said to be a sin but allowed in certain contexts in the bible: N/A

Wearing clothes with more than one type of fabric: Guilty

Cutting my hair: Guilty

Verdict: Straight to Hell.

[OddBeMe]

I really hope your simply pointing out logical fallacies in the Bible and not your rap sheet.

[Opinion Owner]

Some rap sheet, some logical fallacies.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for MH

[Stoner710]

I’d be fucked giving that I crap on God all the time. Yes I believe the Christian life style is the right way of life for western civilization. Yes I know where our western principles come from. Yes I support people being able to worship god anyway they want. Yes, I’m not sure if he exist or not I still crap all over him.

[OddBeMe]

Hopefully they’d be cool about criticism. Like perfect beings should.

[Stoner710]

This is why I like the Jewish way of dealing with god over the Islamic way. (Christianity, Jews, and Muslims. All worship the same. God, this is why they’re known as the Abrahamic religions) the Jews literally mean one translated means those who struggle with God Islam, is those who fear God. As in the actual definition of oh my God, I’m afraid of a spider type definition. So, according to the Jewish faith, I can call God a dick and he might be mad at me for calling him a dick but he’ll forgive me

[OddBeMe]

I like very few things in Islam. I really hope Muhammad isn’t who I see in the clouds.

I do like the Jews, tho their book (and Christian’s) is immoral as sht. But they are cool people.

[Stoner710]

So Jews religious book is then torah and the Old Testament (Torah refers to the first five books of the Bible). Christians have both old and new.

by the way I don’t know how you can say it immoral as shit given the entire basis for western civilization and what both you and I believe are the immortal comes from the Torah

[FreyaRed]

I would say my name is Karina and I want speak to manager of this christian facility because some mistake has happened and I'm wrong here as Nordic goddess.

[OddBeMe]

Wrong bus I guess.

[Agape93]

I'd be fine he has no authority over me. Nothing up there does.

[OddBeMe]

But…but it’s heaven!

[Agape93]

Then enjoy it. It's not for me, and I'm going somewhere I'm happier.

[Juxtapose]

That entirely depends on what standards I am being judged on. First testament? Well, I wore mixed fabrics and ate shellfish.

[OddBeMe]

New Testie didn’t outlaw the Old Testie. 10 commandments along with the other 600 Judeo laws still count. Where’s my slaves?

[genericname85]

i'd ask him if he can still see my browserhistory if i deleted it.

[OddBeMe]

Use Holy VPN! Given A+ ratings by the Catholic Priest Pedo society!

[strateguy632]

based on spiritual books he would let me in