Is flatulence in church a sin?

[Anonymous]

I let a substantial ripper loose in church last week which was so loud that it caused the minister to pause his preaching and look up to the audience for a moment. I honestly felt elated and held in my laughter for the next few minutes.

Shortly before my grandfather died, I was visiting him in the hospital and he asked me to come close to him. He whispered a final piece of advice to me which was "wherever you go, let your ass air flow" and then he tried to laugh but just ended up coughing. Right at that moment the nurses came and wheeled him away. He winked at me as he disappeared down the hall. That was the last time I ever saw him.

Ever since that day, I have believed there must have been something spiritual about that advice. But I can't quite put my finger on it. Perhaps you could pull it for me?

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+1 y

Our farter who fart in heaven. Hallowed be methane.

[purplepoppy]

Let thy wind go free,
Wherever ye may be,.
For it was wind,
That killeth me.

The Bible.

[Asker]

One of my favorite verses

[Anonymous]

No but it's just straight up disrespectful to others in the church.

[Asker]

So do you think I'll ever make it up to heaven to meet my grandfather once again floating on a cloud of his own fart gas?

[strateguy632]

if you eat those foods step outside, for the people around you.

[Asker]

You mean the left over Indian from last night?

[FunkyMonkee]

No. Why do you think they call them, pews?

[exitseven]

I just laughed out loud. Too funny. don;t be too concerned about farting in church. If God was mad you would have got struck by lightning.

[Luckycharms12]

No one can help it sure it isn't nice but nothing one can do

[Anonymous]

Probably not, but its definitely not cool.