Have you ever been blessed by association?

[jennifer_bloom]

I’m Christian but my boyfriend is Jewish, and I have experienced multiple miracles since Chanukah started. Yesterday, I was cured of an incurable disease.

[c704710]

Yes. I had a time in my life of daily miracles. But I had to put up with my pastor.

I answer the phone.

"I need to borrow your cat, a mirror, and your long johns."

"This is for a sermon isn't it?"

"Yes."

"You're wearing the long johns on stage aren't you?"

"Yes."

"You are aware that our local firefighters includes women?"

"Ha, Ha, funny." (He thought I was kidding)

"On my way with everything, See'ya in five."

Sometimes... miracles are not strictly necessary for me.