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Does my former boss like me?
I feel like my former boss likes me or i can be reading too much into it. She recently left but there were some signs at least to me that made me think she was into me. When she told me she was leaving we talked for a...
Is the following joke more gross or more funny?
trigger warning animal joke. credit series simpsons but i repackaged their punch line. at a cook out, bart put mustard on his frank. so homer complained "aww you ruined it, now you won't taste the pig anus!" r. o. f. l.
Girls, If you really wanted to hook up with a guy and he originally asked you out on a traditional date would you rather have him just ask you over?
So I’ve been chatting up a girl I met online for 2 weeks. She’s real and verified. We talked on the phone and everything matches up. I was teasing, funny and flirty in my messaging but never brought up sex. She also...
Why don't others laugh at my jokes?
I've made a couple jokes/pranks recently and hardly anyone laughs. I don't get it. They're suppose to be funny. For instance I told a co-worker that not to put too much gel on his hair otherwise he'll look like a...
Online game friend or?
Okay, I know I am going to embarrass myself writing this but my mind is going crazy. So I have been playing this online game for two years. People play all over the world but it’s pretty private no profile photos or...
Why did he start the conversation being very rude, I unmatched but it’s knocked my confidence?
I messaged a match on bumble and my go to chat up line is “Did you fall from a vending machine? Cause you are a snack”. It’s not the best line but I usually get a response to it. Some find it funny, some find it cheesy...
Should I let this play out or keep saying something?
My friend is 10yrs older than a guy she just started seeing. She's 30. It's like her maturity has gone out the window. Making jokes that aren't funny and whenever she gets a message her boyfriend wants to respond to it. A...
Could she be the one for me?
So I’ve been trying to find my significant other for so long, and out of nowhere, I met this cute Chinese girl who’s my age (I’m a Mexican American guy). And I never met anyone like her. It’s like I instantly fell in...
What did I do wrong? should we stay friends? I grew up in a conservative country so all of this is new to me?
I have this friend I liked her and she said she doesn’t want a relationship and she wants to be polygamous. we agreed to stay friends but we became way less close 2 months later she approached me and asked me if I was...
What causes me to get bullied by people in public?
They either yell something at me from afar, say something as I’m passing them, laugh when they look at me. The other day when I was at footlocker with my mom buying shoes some girl that worked there and her male coworker...
Why he laughed to me?
When my friend told a joke in class, I had a fit of laughter and even tears in my eyes. When I turned my head to the boy sitting at the next desk, he was looking at me and laughing, I can even see his braces. I looked...
What would you think of this type of girl? There are negative stereotypes of women who hang out more with males?
I am an only child but I grew up with my cousins that were all guys. I have always been reserved until I come out of my "shell". People that get to know me describe me as a "quiet extrovert". I try to help everyone around...
Guy lied to me about age?
This happened a while back but I never got answers. We met in a game online, became friends, then started getting to know each other and flirting in dms. I was 21 back then (turned 22 last month) and he told me he was 26....
Girls, here’s a tough one. Who’s better - the soft empathetic or funny, academic guy (trying to understand her )?
Empathetic guy states his empathy, has affirming jokes for you (like ‘don’t worry I have fish memory too [haha]!’), is financially stable but isn’t very academic (eg: “I’m not a math guy”). Academic guy has less...
Is making these type of jokes a red flag?
So yesterday, I was talking with my boyfriend on the phone and we were discussing about people having "harmful" habits as coping mechanisms for anxiety, as an explanation for my nail biting, and I told him "well, some...
What are your thoughts on the Martin Lawrence appearance during the Martin Reunion Show?
So I watched some of the Martin Reunion show last night and one thing that stuck out to me was how Martin appeared. He seems reserved and when he spoke, was labored. I noticed for years now after that incident where he...
Do you ever sometimes find yourself laughing at other peoples sense of humor (read details)?
Sometimes i'll see what other people are laughing at but i don't find it amusing but instead i laugh at them laughing at it. Make sense? lol So maybe i won't find a knock knock joke funny but if i notice someone really...
Why would a guy joke about being ugly then apologize and say just kidding a bunch of time?
He literally said ''You know, you're really ugly'' and then right away said ''Sorry, I'm just kidding''. After only 2 seconds, he said ''Well you're kind of ugly'' and then says ''just kidding''. Then he said ''well...
Is this disrespectful?
I work with my husband. He has been sick for the past couple of days. I had a coworker come say good morning and ask how he was doing. He was back and I said he was okay and back at work. My husband jumps in and says my...
What does it mean if a guy I work constantly tries to grab my attention by pulling me into a conversation with someone else (read more below)?
I will have one headphone in and will be working and then I hear him say my need in the conversation with another guy coworker. More often he’s making a teasing remark at me through the conversation with this other...
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