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Red Bull:

-The Rolls Royce of energy drinks, enough said. Every other brand tries to imitate them and fails
-Used by top tier athletes

Monster:

-The poverty, budget energy drink
-You can find 5 of more empty cans of these in every tradie's truck, along with cigarettes and gas station food

Celsius:

-For women and fags
-Markets itself as "healthy" to cater to sluts and homos

Bang/other "new" energy drinks:

-The zoomer's choice
-Want to feel edgy and unique so they buy this crap

Inspired by this question here, but also real life, cause I have to drink one liter daily now. I tried the "all water diet" before weight loss surgery. I bought this $25, four liter jug of water. And truth be told, I couldn't do it! NINE POUNDS of water, daily? Tap water, too. (Since I don't have money to be buying Spring Water like that.) And lukewarm tap water after an hour or two. Everyday, I BARELY made it to halfway through the bottle.

Lots of people, especially health people, like to claim they could easily drink this much water every single day. But come on... Be honest with yourself. Could you really drink four liters, one gallon, nine pounds, four kilograms of water, every single day? Let's just say, for at least 60 days.

And no, you don't get the American-style gallon jugs either (those seem way easier to down, due to its "slim at the top" shape). It's gotta be this big 4 liter jug up here. And tap water, too. You can refrigerate it and keep it cold, though. Straw optional.