How much water do I need to drink in order to lose five pounds a week?

[hostboy__fastestlaps]

Truth be told: I want to lose much not because I want to be healthy. I want to lose so I can get the b*tches. Sorry if that word offends women but that's what is used in gang culture and I want to be cool with the ladies.

I'm currently 5'7.5" and weigh a bit over 230 pounds. I have been going to the gym weekly (usually twice a week) and it has not been making me lose weight. I was at almost 205 pounds back in February of this year, and even 190 pounds in December of last year.

No girl wants to date me. While my dad's side couldn't care less about my weight, my mom's side (especially my stepdad) was concerned until I called him out on his BS and told him to stop (and he did, but not immediately).

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I just want to get my a** back on dating apps without having to worry about being swiped left (rejected) by the vast majority of hot women.

[MCheetah]

2 to 3 liters a day. I doubt you'd make it. I've tried that same "water diet" stuff before, as well. I have the mega jug to prove it. Try consistently drinking four liters of water a day. I triple-dog dare you.

This is a 4 liter water jug; which is also about nine pounds worth of water. NINE POUNDS! Four kilograms!

You'd also have to go to the gym five days a week, for a minimum of seven hours weekly. And even if you do lose all the weight, you'd still be short (under six feet tall). Making it almost all for nothing.

Believe me; trying to lose weight SUCKS.

[hostboy__fastestlaps]

My boss is shorter than me and he is married

[MCheetah]

Are you making the same money as him? Is his wife attractive and loyal? Did he win her fair and square or "cheat" using his resources?

Anyway, I asked a new question, based on this post.
Could you drink 4 liters (1.1 gallons, 9 pounds, 4 kg) of tap water every single day? ↗

[hostboy__fastestlaps]

No, yes (and I believe yes?), and I'm not sure about the last part (he also has an ex-wife and sometimes flirts with other women).

[Anonymous]

Unless you're really tall and look like Brad Pitt, you'll be swiped left by most women regardless trust me. But you'll probably find you'll feel better with that extra weight off regardless (and congrats on what you've accomplished already). But water won't make you loose weight. But you need to stay hydrated, and water is the best option for that (and healthiest).

[Guy13]

cut all carbs natural and processed foods sugars and frozen foods.

[Fuentes]

If u wanna lose weight watch your calorie intake.