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Am I being paranoid or is he being horrible to me to make me break us up?

He was being good to me and things were really good for a while. We had loads of sex etc. He went and did a photoshop of a band playing and of the crowd and stuff. Since then he’s been weird with me. There’s been no...
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He was being good to me and things were really good for a while. We had loads of sex etc. He went and did a photoshop of a band playing and of the crowd and stuff. Since then he’s Show More
He wants to be single
I’m paranoid
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We had a really nice date then he texted me this?

We had a nice date, no sex talk. We didn't message for 2 days then I texted him a knock knock joke to lighten the mood. Then he sent me this Knock knock Who's there Come Come who Come over and let me put my dick in you I...
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I don’t feel comfortable talking about this to someone I know so I felt talking here is appropriate since no one will find who I am?

I’ve been dating this guy for six months now, and I absolutely love it, he’s very kind and considerate. And i think that am starting to fall for him. The only issue i have is that he is extremely experienced, he has dated...
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Why did he secretly record us?

So my ex and I have been broken up for 3 months. I blocked him for the past few weeks and it pissed him off that he’s been texting me from a fake number. I told him I knew that it was him and to stop texting me which made...
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Did you ever realize later on why someone didn't want to keep in touch with you and just basically disappeared or quietly left your life?

Earlier this year a coworker who oversexualized (read: hit on and sexually harassed) and also led me on emotionally) me for like 2 years and I fell for him (I dont have premarital sex by the way so this was all emotional...
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I tend to find nicer friendly guys boring. How to stop falling for complicated guys and get better taste?

First of all before someone says I like there’s types of guys because they’re fun hookups I’m not having sex with them. I tend to find good, social, friendly men boring (not as people just dating wise.) I always fall for...
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Why don’t Christians dress like Mary anymore?

Mary is depicted in the utmost modesty and with such simplicity in her guise so why is it that these days Christians dress in tight clothes and show skin? Why don’t Catholics wear long loose dresses like Mary and cover...
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Girlfriend calls friend my love and baby a lot, should I be concerned?

I'm not sure if I'm overeacting or being upset without reason... So had a few instances where my girlfriend has a gay friend and he's been inappropriate and talked about sexual things and impregnating her, later to...
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If I’ve been sleeping with him for 10 years does he see a future with me?

I was 16 when I hooked up with this guy in high school and from then until now we’ve always been each others “go to” I guess for no strings attached incredible sex. There’s been times where we’ve both been in...
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Girls, How can I turn my childhood friendship into a friends with benefits?

I would like to state that I am not sure I want to sacrifice it all just for a little sex, I am just unhappy not being able to have a sincere and fulfilling relationship with reality, I 19 (M) have been friend with this...
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Did I not really want to show the worls or even myself who I am since growing up cuz im a female goofball?

I tendto hide myself and not olwn up to people. I even hid from myself for ages especially in HS. I think its cause i fear people dont understand or accept female goofballs. Like ever since i was younger i love playing...
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I think she’s disgusting how do I get over her?

There’s this girl I worked with the past year. We’re same sex but we had a lot of chemistry and she was very flirtatious with me. She would always touch me and tease me or joke about my size. She’s told me she’s cared...
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Is this suspicious behaviour from my boyfriend or am I just insecure?

Been together for 2 years but dated when younger/we have a lot of history together and things are good.. we plan and moving out together to get a mortgage etc at some point.. I've Had a gut feeling he's cheating on me...
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Since men want women to shoot their shot more, how do we do that?

Ask you out on a date pay for the date and expect sex after lol joking I’m shy goofy I don’t know how to do this
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Should I initiate something beyond a hug, or do I leave him to make the first actual physical move?

We matched on hinge for the first time on June 10th and chatted for eight days before meeting in person on June 18th, during which we had dinner, drinks, and walked around the mall. We then went on dates during the...
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What did these girls at the club want from me?

I was with my coworkers at the club because it was the first anniversary of the company, so the manager organized a party. I have never been to a club before. What happened is that there were 2 unknown girls at the club...
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Please help me understand my brain is not comprehending?

So I've been trying to communicate with my boyfriend since months trying to explain how I feel in this relationship. This was our chat today ME: I lie to my parents I fight with them everyday for u only to come...
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I'm I the only person who thinks like this?

If your hanging out with a girl and your sitting there talking sex , in a joking way meaning she really doesn't have to do anything, point is girl and guy are hanging out girl puts her hair in a bun what kind of signal...
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If your hanging out with a girl and your sitting there talking sex , in a joking way meaning she really doesn't have to do anything, point is girl and guy are hanging out girl puts her hair in a bun what kind of signal does she give out of what her next move might be?
Go fight
Give some head
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Why do assholes at work even bosses know the laws about discrimination and harassment yet do it anyway?

In one moment my boss was telling me to feel free to let him know if i ever feel uncomfortable or harassed and in the next moment he's literally making religion based jokes, race based jokes (he's a white old atheist...
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Was she trying to come onto me?

My colleague and I were joking around like we always do and I honestly think there’s some flirtatious vibes. We’re both girls and I’m bi and swing that way and I know she possibly can to because of a lot that’s happened...
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