Search Results: funny jokes

Would you ever date someone like me, a 32 year old virgin man who has never had a girlfriend?

How this happened? I know it's because of my childhood. I was beaten and locked up in a room that I rarely left from the age of 4-9. I also never saw my mother even once without her being very severely bruised throughout...

RandomIntern3tGuy

Xper 2 Age: 36

Anyone else relate to feeling invisible? How has it changed you?

I think I am invisible. It makes sense, then, that I have a pretty fake personality depending who I am talking to. I know what others want me to say or act like so I automatically put on that face a bit. Even though the...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Entertainment & Arts

Are totally off-the-wall disrespectful JOKES FUNNY?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vdGHqAmVxpw On the TV show, "Saturday Night Live", Colin Jost and Michael Che form a comedy team that take turns telling completely off-the-wall and disrespectful jokes. Do you find the...

AviatorTom

Master Age: 59

Family & Friends

Do you think this is a funny original joke for waiters?

When they bring the check I give it to the baby and say why don’t you get this one?

Anonymous

(36-45)

Guys, What do you think about funny girls?

ACTUALLY funny girls, not the "I'm so quirly, I'm so random" thing... is something that grabs you attention? Is it a big turn on? Do you think afterwards on how funny was something that she said? I tend to joke a lot...

rainn_stalker

Xper 2 Age: 37

I'm slightly insecure in front of my girlfriends guy best friend. what do I do?

So my girlfriend (19) me (20) have been dating for about a few months (6 months) and I recently asked her to be my girlfriend a few weeks ago. I met her guy best friend yesterday and he's quite the character. Comedic...

Quisat

Xper 5 Age: 24

Am I reading too far into what my boyfriend did the other day?

My boyfriend “jokingly” went through my phone the other day. We have many problems but he’s never been the snoopy or controlling type (until now possibly). He grabbed it off the bed from beside me and laughed like he was...

Anonymous

(25-29)

G@G Community

How To Ask Questions That Aren't Rubbish

I've noticed the quality of GAG questions has plummeted recently so here's the unofficial guide to asking great questions Make sense. All too often I'm not sure I'm reading a GAG question or the Times cryptic crossword....

purplepoppy

Master Age: 26

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I (16F) am scared to break up with my boyfriend that treats me like shit and I need advice?

I (16F) and my boyfriend (16M) have been together for almost a year and I’m having a few troubles. For the first bit, he was fine and nice to me but he’s slowly started to change and it’s getting too much. I’ll list...

Anonymous

(18-24)

Why is this girl so quiet around me?

Let me dive deeper into the topic: A few months ago, I joined this new team where I introduced myself to everyone in voice call. This girl (Let's call her "Sara") was chatting casually with me like everyone else....

Anonymous

(30-35)

Girls, Why do girls like kicking guys in the balls/nuts?

Ok so first off, here’s my story. Around 3-4 years ago, my sister was having her friends over for a sleepover. Her friends and I were only 1 year apart, both in our teens. As I was getting out of the shower the night of...

Anonymous

(25-29)

Is he jealous or just aloof?

So, short story. My ex and I (five years broken up) recently have been talking again. Hung out a couple times, blah blah. We've exchanged a few of those eye contact moments and shit but I can't tell how he feels....

DataOrganizer27

Xper 4 Age: 31

What are some funny or sassy texts to send after being ghosted?

Okay guys this question is not that serious really… this is somebody that I met online we never met each other or anything we’ve just been talking about meeting but we weren’t going to be able to till June bc we lived so...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Family & Friends

Guide to being the center of attention or getting the most attention of your friends, people and family

- Being the loudest person in the room always - Tease yourself at times(Use a pause line for like 4 seconds for jokes) - Tell present stories with a variety of voices(feminine and stuff lol) - When you speak and...

DelayedMist

Xper 5 Age: 20

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Relationships

When to call it quits in your relationship?

I am in a two-year relationship with a wonderful guy. He is kind, caring, funny, smart, and everything I have ever wanted in a significant other. Unfortunately, there is one rather large problem in our relationship. I am...

Gurdy2816

Xper 5 Age: 25

Why can’t I get comfortable around my boyfriend? It’s been 6 months and I’m still nervous. Why?

I think I definitely have a little bit of an anxiety disorder (I just get nervous sometimes around people!) but I’m really nervous around this new guy I’m dating. I’ve been chill around bf’s in the past or any of my...

Anonymous

(25-29)

I like a guy who insulted me about 8 years ago. I still really like him. Please read?

So basically, we used to work in the same division at the same job and I saw him every day. He told me once (out of nowhere) these exact words, “you’re quick to judge, you make generalizations, and you’ll probably be...

Anonymous

(30-35)