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Hey, so I met a guy around 7 yr ago while I was working in a restaurant, he asked for my number &then a few weeks later I got a train to see him for the weekend. We got on really really well but I didn’t sleep with him as wernt officially dating, we spoke for months after but I ended up going travelling& when I got back he had a girlfriend, I ended up in a 3 year relationship but then we both somehow ended up single at the same time, he contacted me (as must have seen I deleted all photos of ex) we went on a date and the date was just amazing I can’t explain the butterfly feeling he gives me. Still didn’t sleep with him as I’m old fashioned and we weren’t exclusive.. anyways after the date I got back with my ex and we didn’t speak. A year later I’m single & he gets in touch asking if I’m okay and randomly turned up at my house with flowers to cheer me up. we end up talking for a few weeks and he’s asking me why I never make effort to talk to him and why he’s always chasing me (he’s a basketball player so I’m kind of wary that he’s talking to loads of other girls & I’m a bit shy I’m nowhere near as hot) by the way we still haven’t had sex but just having a really nice connection. Again he goes radio Silent on me.. so fast forward a few months and he rings me drunk saying I’m the only person he’s ever loved and he’s so nervous around me etc.. I thought I would make more effort with him so I start finally messaging first and stuff and we plan to have a night away and we talk about having sex & it gets quiet passionate. then again he goes radio silent. so a month goes by & after hearing nothing from him he pops up merry Christmas I love you & one day your going to be my wife which is random as hell since he practically ghosted me twice this year? Then after talking every night on the phone he’s gone silent again? am I reading this all wrong does he even like me or what? or am I just not making enough effort? & no he doesn’t have a wife or a girlfriend I know his family

A couple of weeks ago like I have previously posted I went for an Italian with my frined and was delivered a poor service of food. We were delivered a obnoxious waitress, and after food was ordered Lamb steak and Lasagne the food was poor so it was sent back via the waitress to which she decided to ell me and my friend how the food should or should not be. We decided to get up and leave at which point the waitress told us both we couldnt and mocked my tan so I threw a cup of Pepsi over her at which point security and a off duty officer intervened, I was hancuffed and made to wait for authorities and whilst sitting at the entrance waiting *still furious* I see my friend paying and the waitress looking over laughing and smiling in my direction to which I then decided to tell her some home truths and let customers know the kind of establishment they were dealing with and which point secuirty placed a piece of white duct tape on my mouth and half the resturaunt started clapping and cheering I was made to wait this way for half an hour!

Its been over 2 weeks now and I am still getting daily jokes about either being throwing a drink or being "gagged" which is the main one im getting silly jokes about and I dont get the hilarity!