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Oh dear, that sprout vindaloo you had last night is playing havoc, and your top scared to get off the loo to go to work. After three days of being glued to the seat, wondering where it's all coming from and praying for a merciful death, you finally recover.

You explain to your boss you couldn't phone because your mobile was in the other room and you've got white carpets. He's an understanding chap and he'll let you off, just as long as you fill out sick form with NO SPELLING MISTAKES.

The question is can you spell the D word without a dictionary or spell check?

I got married a year ago and we had several issues in the first 6 months of our marriage especially because of my toxic in-laws. My in-laws came to my house and threatened me, started swearing and made me visibly shaken. For the past several months, my husband seemingly improved and started standing up for me. We then tried to conceive and fell pregnant shortly after. However, things with my in-laws escalated and they consistently started disrespecting me. My MIL complained about me to the point where I felt I couldn’t even breathe without them accusing me of something. My husband comes home crying if I "upset" his mum, but even if they clearly verbally harass me, he shows no remorse.

I told my husband about this and he called me a "cr*zy b*tch", we got into an argument and he threatened to punch my pregnant belly tho he knew I was 6 weeks pregnant (something he's never done before).

I froze and the next day told him that I don't feel comfortable with him attending the first prgenancy scan. He says I'm being unreasonable as that's his child and that I have no right to do this to him.