Search Results: how to get the perfect body

Giant. 12' tall, about 2,500 pounds, and insanely strong. Otherwise, completely human looking (and hot). They are huge and powerful and can knock you off your feet with even a playful shrug.

Orc. About 7" taller than the average human, fit athletic body, green skin, fangs, and golden eyes. The downside is that they always smell kind of musty; like a dead mouse.

Dwarf. 18" shorter than the average human. Very stocky and boxxy body. Their voice is somewhat high pitched and helium-like. The caution with them is how hairy their body is (though if female, no facial hair) and how coarse and rough their skin feels.

Alien. Roughly 4' tall, gray skin, giant black eyes, very thin body, and half the weight of an average human. They are vegan, and meat, animal products, and high fructose corn syrup are poisonous to them. They wear human clothing and speak perfect human language.

Reptilian. Human height and weight, but with light green skin, yellow eyes, and scales all over their body. They are carnivorous and need to eat bugs and raw animals to survive. They are cold-blooded and lay eggs to reproduce like any reptile.

Catperson. About 5" shorter than the average human and lighter in weight, but otherwise an anthropomorphic cat person in clothing (with breasts if female, and a tail) that is fluent in human language. Their animal instincts and behaviors that are hard to suppress sometimes.

Android. They are a human-looking robot that looks almost like a real person, but doesn't act or feel like a real human. Their AI is not 100% realistic.

Fairy. They are 6" tall and have wings. They can fly. They have a really high pitched helium voice. Their magic powers are very limited and mostly only apply to stuff like nature and plant-life. They are also vegan and can only live off of fresh water and fruit. Every time they fly, they leave behind a sparkly trail of fairy dust which is like glitter. It gets everywhere.

Kind of a sequel to this question here. Things have been changed up a bit. Which one would you rather have, given these options?

You have a Genius Intellect with a 200 IQ and the potential to solve most non-personal problems in society, with a highly respectable (but not profitable) career, but will always undateable and seen as physically unattractive to everyone of the opposite or same sex (regardless of how you look in the mirror) and will never get married, and will die a virgin, no matter what.

You have a perfect-looking body that is seven inches taller the median height, naturally fit and powerful without exercise, naturally well-endowed (big boobs or dick), with perfect teeth, a 9.5 out of 10 flawless face that seems to stop aging after 25, and a 100 IQ, but will never be rich or wealthy and will never earn more than $43,000 USD a year. You'll always have to work a 9-to-5 job until retirement and can't marry/date anyone rich, either.

You have very wealthy and influential parents and have known wealth and extreme luxury your entire life and will never have to worry about being poor or finding work, but you are mentally (literally) retarded with an IQ of 70, have learning disabilities like Dyslexia or ADD, and are only median height with equal looks.

You reject all the above options, leaving this as the last and only choice left. You choose to be mediocre and all-around valueless to society (aka, average) with a male height of 5'10"/178 cm, or female height of 5'5"/165 cm, with 5 out of 10 looks, an average weight and body, subpar endowments (6" penis, or C-cup bust), with a 100 IQ, earning an average individual salary, with a spouse and two kids (one son and daughter), with a meaningless job and a ho-hum life in a small town somewhere. You will never be smart, never be attractive looking, and never be rich.