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One is when I was little, I played Halo 3 split screen with family friends. One was Ethan, he'd always destroy me in everything with understanding the maps and getting to the heavy stuff before I did. So he had a rocket launcher and I had an SMG which was basically useless.

He chased me, I placed a mine which as you can see, hilariously conspicuous, it beeps loudly, and only goes off when they step on it. Or punch it with a rocket launcher as he did as he smugly said "oh, what's this"? The mine doesn't kill the player, either, it just breaks their shields.

No shields= no protection, so I emerged and finished him off with the SMG and took his rocket launcher, I was laughing hysterically at him. He knew the map, but I knew him, he'd just have to show me who's boss and that I was a noob, and he wouldn't recognize his vulnerability until after I've already exploited it.

So he essentially shut off his own shields so he would only survive a few shots. It makes me laugh even harder, how mortified he must've felt for smacking an exploding bomb and then losing his rocket launcher to me.

He rage quit, as one does when the hierarchy flips so instantly in such a ridiculous and avoidable manner. I'd have said "thanks for the rocket launcher" if i wasn't laughing too hard to speak as he stomped off. What's a funny instant karma story you have? And did you enjoy my story?

Women who attend the horse races at Britain's Royal Ascot wear interesting hats, each trying to outdo all the others.

The picture shows three women with interesting hats.

Be honest girls, which of the three hats would you wear?

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