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Someone brought up this old-ass Would You Rather question I asked in the past. So I'll ask it again on GAG. Yes, this question is probably "un PC" in today's age of pus sies and cowards, but who cares?

Option A. Six white suburbanite 14 year old girls, all between 4'9" and 5'0" tall and roughly 80 to 100 pounds. They've never been in a fight in their lives, but they play girls' lacrosse. They're all super-pissed at you and will try to kill you. They are armed with plastic lacrosse sticks. If you are also female and under 5'9"/175 cm, you get a choice of a leather baton or Billy club as a weapon. Otherwise, you are unarmed. You have to incapacitate all of them (non-lethally, of course!) in order to win.

Option B. One 6'9" (205 cm), 350 pound (160 kg) adult woman named Aly. She's from Queens, New York. She has one month of fighting experience from a personal trainer, but only with average-sized females. She will be very angry at you, thinking you assaulted her parents or something. If you are also female or under six feet tall, you get a pair of cheap Made-in-China brass knuckles as a weapon. Otherwise, you are unarmed. You have to incapacitate her in order to win.

MAKE YOUR PICK! WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH?