Your Grocery Stores are Trying to Kill The Stupid People

[LittleSally]

Yup...this is HAIR BLEACH...not cereal!

You might've noticed a few products in your local grocery store that look like something you can ingest, drinks or foods you can drink or eat...but it turned out they're not meant to be ingested...

Window cleaners looking like juice or lemonade...

Energy drink package that's actually some sort of other cleaner - poisonous to ingest.

An article addressing the problems of flawed design:

https://www.propublica.org/article/looks-can-kill-the-deadly-results-of-flawed-design

So...the conspiracy here is that your country, though your grocery stores, is trying to eradicate the stupid people who won't read the labels, will just buy it and pour themselves a cup of bleach or window cleaner and drink it.

Hence eradicating the careless/stupid people around and with it controlling the population.

In my personal experience this still hasn't come to Europe - or the European countries I've been to, but it might just be a matter of time.

Take from this what you will, make your own deductions, but be more and more careful when purchasing products in stores - especially ones you're going to put in or on your body in any way.

Those people reading all the ingredients seem like very smart people now, don't they?

[LegateLanius]

I always read the label to see what it is. That hair bleach is the worst one of any of those depicted. The shapes on it even look like cereal being poured. The thing about them "trying to kill stupid people" is a little far fetched to me, though. In grocery stores, they are divided into segments that tell you exactly what's in the aisle.

[LittleSally]

In some of these the floor cleaners are in the aisles along with the juices... so it's a bit mixed in some stores...

[LegateLanius]

That's piss poor management and probably due to either a lack of though, space or both.

[Izumiblu]

I’ve not ever seen anything like this and this would be illegal or at least not in regulatory compliance in the US and these companies would be taken for all their worth within weeks of putting something like that on the shelves here. I doubt those are real products if you’re saying those are in the us.

[Douma]

OMG. This is horrible. I really start crying. But this is a very good take and let people be warned. Who would expect things would come this far but I somehow already noticed things like this in the shops. But long time a go it began with the Chips that now are called the strange name lays. but Yeah it is still eatable even tho it looks like not in my opinion. I really feel as if I must throw up now and vomit.

[MarkRet]

It's not the grocery stores, it's the manufacturers of these products. Killing stupid people probably won't work in the US. They'll hire a lawyer to sue for everything at the drop of a hat.

[Surely]

Everyone forgot about the marketing people that the companies hire to promote their products. Apparently they figure this is what will sell their products.
I feel bad for the young children that mistakes these for food products.

[Femdomina]

Luckily for the grocery stores, there are plenty of stupid people out there :P

[TacosRAwesome]

Too bad its not working. There is too much humans so if we eradicate the idiots life will be way better.

[Pink2000]

Fabuloso has been around forever. What nut would mistake it as an energy drink.

[BronzedAdonis]

Survival of the fittest, with overpopulation this is a good method to thin the herd. Hooray for Darwinism.

[BleepRawrsaurus_Rex]

Or maybe they’re trying to kill people who migrate to a different country and don’t know the language.

[Nora_Sutherlin]

I got to know about all these after watching Shane's conspiracy theories

[Onlythisone]

I think this is trying to kill off men because all the men I know shop by just grabbing whatever is at eye level

[zagor]

The smaller writing on the first one looks like Thai or Khmer script.

Anyway I would hope people buy based on what the label says.

[Wanna_Make_Babies]

All people need to eat organic food and lay off the sugar.

[Guanfei]

If you're too stupid to read what you're buying... Well evolution is at work and you're out of it.

[Good_Behavior]

To be honest that Tonix does look sort of delicious like it'd be tart or something.

[SketchForger]

The first one is fake I'm pretty sure

[vishna]

lol that Tonix looks tart and delicious

[Pamina]

That's really really strange.

[Nice222]

Lol yes