Should the covid vaccine be administered by dart gun?

[purplepoppy]

Tranquilizer guns are commonly used on animals unwilling to cooperated such as lions. This has got me thinking, with large groups of people kicking up a fuss about the vaccine is it a good idea to simply start administering the vaccine by shooting them with darts. The plus side is you can vaccinate people while maintaining a safe social distance. You could vaccinate the population far faster than getting people to book appointments.

Poppy your a genius

Shit I thought Trump was dumb

[TonyV]

I've already heard bullshit about how the vaccine makers won't be liable for any side effects.
Also heard news saying there is a slight chance of side effects but "ThEy ArE saFeR tHaN cOvID"

NOT FOR ME THEY aren't!!! I'm not really at risk for covid, so this drug is literally a high risk to me.
Plus the makers won't be liable? WTF?

Soooo this vaccine is a no for me.

If I catch anyone pointing any kind of gun at me, I may point one back at them if you know what I mean, you really want to risk you life to put my life at risk by ignoring my rights?

[Not_Average]

I think people have legitimate concerns about the vaccine. No, I don't think it will change your DNA. No I don't think it will track you. However, this vaccine was created extremely fast, and we really don't know what's in it or what impact that will have on our body. There's also no liability if things go south. I have a 99.9% survival rate if I get covid. Why would I be forced to take a vaccine that has a higher probability of hurting me? Anyone who blindly listens to the government right now or who will take this vaccine without knowing the side-effects is not the brightest in my opinion. I get your scenario is a joke, but if they tried to force upon a vaccine- I'd imagine there's going to be massive social unrest and bloodshed. Just like the democrats say... "My body, my choice".

[Bratsondanielle]

I seriously think it's a great idea. Let's get drones to do it. If we launch a lot of drones loaded with darts we will have the infection under control by next week. Puppy you are so smart

[razelove]

Nah, dart gun would take too long, cluster bombs with darts as the shrapnel.

[wallyworld12]

I know this is a big fat joke. 😂. Purple nurple strikes again! Twisting the reality into some imaginative association of what could be from the depths of her mind. Do you wanna be shot purple nurple :p I know you like it kinky 😂

[purplepoppy]

Drone jabs sound awesome

[wallyworld12]

😂 I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Keep up the good work. Always thinking outside the box. Some internet monitor from the NSA is in the basement bunker seeing this message and thinking "this girl is a genius. Lemme call up the boys and tell them what we got planned for the future." CIA is like a little slut for drones. They use them any chance they can Now we can all be fucked by the CIA. Sounds kinky enough.

[MrOracle]

That's what Star Wars interrogation droids are for...

As a bonus, you can find out the location of the hidden Rebel base...

[ohshee]

You are a genius but my luck is I would be the guy that I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time and get darted 3 times a day WTF NOW YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH A IDEA That say no thank you I've been darted 18 times in the last past week

[Kiss_Me]

As in Unwillingly, and unannounced?

Let me put it this way... I am licensed to carry a concealed firearm and do so on a daily basis. If I witnessed a person shoot another person or myself with an unsolicited injection from a dart gun, I would shoot you. The shooter would be injured or dead. They would be charged with assault. The police would not arrest me, and most state laws protect victims from being sued by their attackers.

This was a stupid post.

[BeenThereLovedIt]

I think the best reality show on earth would be the one where drones are chasing crazy rednecks through the woods trying to vaccine-dart them. It plays out like a modern-day benny hill in my head :P

[normalice]

I think people who don't want it should simply waive their insurance company's obligation to pay for any hospitalization.

[Bratsondanielle]

I've been thinking about this too. These dumb people who won't wear mask etc should be registered and when they get covid should simply be locked up in their house, like London did in the black death. Why should my insurance go up next year because of these idiots?

[normalice]

Well, it is kind of forcing civilization on people who have chosen to reject it, but then had it not been for the global interaction resulting from civilization, the disease may never have reached them in the first place. It is a bit of a paradox though not really because no one is stopping them from going to live in a cave somewhere. They should need to pick between being a part of society or not. They can't have it both ways.

[Bratsondanielle]

Exactly and really there are so many pretty caves and we can certainly use less dumb morons in society so.

[Lliam]

People who don't think human beings have rights will love this idea. To hell with individual autonomy. Lets embrace totalitarianism.

[integrale77]

I see where your going but I think the antivaxer's need to be shot with something with a higher calibre and we'll call it survival of the fittest!

[Red_Arrow]

If it is someone who refuses the vaccine and wants to spread the virus around, shoot. Them with something mor toxic than a dart gun.

[Rangers]

Come at me with anything resembling a gun and I'll start sending freedom packages your way🇺🇸

[Zeus_66]

Maybe it should be administered with a sniper rifle.

As the ridiculous GAG questions continue to be posted...

[ShadezMcgee]

That's the quickest way to not only piss someone off, but get someone killed.

[OddBeMe]

Nah, just offer money. Tie it to the stimulus check and all the right wing bitches on here will come running for it.

[Juxtapose]

The more people try and force me to take something, the more skeptical I am of it.

[MyBigMystery]

We don't need a vaccination it will die if people stop spreading it. The vaccines won't work anyways they need years of testing.

[Anonymous]

I propose that we dip our hollow points into the vaccine and then go out an inoculate the protesters

[iFarted]

Go for it, I'm sue and get rich

[Texaskid1]

Let's do this...

[FCDALLASFAN]

People only think the vaccine is optional.

[Anonymous]

What the heck hahahaha

[jestergent]

It won't go well.