Do you agree with me that in the same spirit as wealth redistribution, there should be college grade redistribution?

[Anonymous]

It's not that I don't like studying, it's just that I don't want to. I'd much rather take my dog to the park and hang out. Why should I be punished by getting bad grades, just because I care about my dog?

So my proposal is that all college grades be averaged out and distributed equally among the students. If this pans out the way I want it to, then we'd all be happy getting C's.
It's not fair that some get F's and others get A's.

I totally agree with grade redistribution because it's better for the dogs

I love the idea of sharing wealth, because I'm poor, but I'm NOT sharing my A grade with those lazy dog people

I'm liberal as fuck, but I'll be damned if I'm going to share anything of mine with others!

Charity is taking $5.00 out of YOUR pocket and handing it to a homeless person. Liberalism is similar, except you're taking the money out of someone else's pocket.

As a conservative, I'll just play the hand that I'm dealt, and not bitch

I prefer cats.

[J2ohhhhh]

Liberalism is like you got the freedom to work for your good grades, it has nothing to do with equity. But that's the boring part... You'd love this man. Once in highschool we had a physics teacher who said that just like every cells of ours contains our DNA, and who we are, so every person contains the whole universe, so we contain physics, so the reason why we fail tests is cus we don't have the language to communicate the universe, but physics is not about language so he wanted to give an A to everyone which didn't happen cus there was some super vision, but how cool the guy was!!!

[Asker]

What an awesome guy!!

[hellionthesagereborn]

Yeah, redistribution is a stupid idea. Problem is, people who are for it don't care because they are fine with redistributing other peoples wealth because it doesn't affect them or because by pretending to care it gives them social rank. Personally I think we should go along with this idea but only for the students who also believe in wealth redistribution.

[Asker]

MHO

You just won the prize. This was NOT my idea, it was and idea by Rush Limbaugh.


Students that were all in favor of free everything, hated his idea of sharing grades!!

They didn't want to share what THEY earned.

[hellionthesagereborn]

I saw another one of these on campus reform where they asked students this very question. As expected they suddenly got a lot less socialist when it started affecting them (who knew? Every one with a brain knew).

[Asker]

I was hoping that more people would be able to connect the dots like you, but you can't expect much on GAG.

Whenever I see a question from people who were never slave owners about giving reparations to people who were never slaves, I just ask them why they aren't already giving THEIR money for this.

Many people believe in reparations, but NO ONE believes it should come out of THEIR pocket.

[Anonymous]

How would you get a job when you have basic/average qualifications?

[Asker]

Replace "you" with "we". We'd all be in the same boat.

[Opinion Owner]

I most definitely won't be.

[Asker]

Good for you. Stand your ground. I like your ultra-conservative approach to college grades.

[Gray-Wisp]

I'd follow this logic.
You're going to school to get grades.
These grades will get you a certificate/degree.
Your certificate/degree will get you a job.
Your job will get you money.

So if you just cut out all of that middle crap grades get you money.
If you're going to redistribute wealth you might as well redistribute grades.
You can claim "But they won't be competent!" but they won't be competent with spending the money that they didn't earn either.

[Asker]

Good point.

[wwwuuuttt]

I don't like the idea of my doctor graduating because somebody else knows what to do. It is like cheating on a test, yes you passed but you know nothing.

I think you need to change the subject you are studying. Or work on planning and don't wait till the last moment to finish something.

Or you are just lazy, who knows.

[Asker]

I think I see your point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgqUQ17sYm0

[exitseven]

I picked D but why the hell not. So if I need a heart transplant I might get a doctor that actually failed Goss Anatomy. He ends up taking out my liver instead.

[Anonymous]

Ah liberalism
The blight of the age
Well, since they closed the institutions at least

[Asker]

My aunt was a HUGE liberal before she met my uncle and came into money.
Now she's a HUGE conservative that doesn't like sharing.

[Opinion Owner]

I loathe liberals because here they are most of the pedophiles and are all terrorists or supporters of terrorism not to mention they collectively haven't got enough IQ to pass a Mensa test as well as their racism and habits of overspending/stealing funds of they think they can get away with it

[Twalli]

If no matter how hard you work you will not do better than those that don't work, what is your motivation to work?

[Asker]

To get a better grade.

[Twalli]

Which is what OP doesn't want

[Asker]

You are totally lost in space. It's my question and I want the better grade. Go back to sleep.

[Twalli]

And you think you deserve to reap half of vf the rewards of another?

[Asker]

Yes, because I'm a libtard.

[Twalli]

So basically you're an idiot.

[Asker]

Actually, YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT that didn't catch the slow pitch sarcasm of this post.

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

[Twalli]

I take things literally.

[Snakeyes7]

There should be neither.

[Asker]

Sandy would disagree.

[Snakeyes7]

I don't care, any sort of distribution never leads to a good outcome.

[Asker]

Redistribution usually goes to the fat cats at the top like in Venezuela.

The citizens are/were eating their pets and the animals at the zoo, while the fat cats are eating steak an lobster.

[Snakeyes7]

Great, now I will thank "Sandy" for whenever my earning go to people who may or may not have earned it. I will also thank her if it got everyone a C on an exam no matter how hard they studied and now no one will care about the subject because they havenr had any reason to.

[Asker]

Yes! It's the new American work/study ethic. Sandy and Kamala also think we should print another trillion or two and give the money to countries so they stop coming here illegally!

Of course the money won't go to the rich... it will all go to the poor.

[Snakeyes7]

Oh wait, I'll actually thank LBJ and his "war on poverty" for what is already in place which unsurprisingly did jack shit against poverty despite being in place for over 50 years now.

[Asker]

The only thing those countries can do to help themselves is to overthrow their own governments.
America should just stay out of it.

[Slartybartfast]

Only if you inherited your grades.

[OnTheLevel]

Makes perfect sense.

[Asker]

I couldn't agree more. I also think that sporting events should even out there points. There's no reason that both teams can't win.

[Asker]

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[OnTheLevel]

You should run for public office

[Asker]

Maybe we both should.