What is the craziest QAnon theory?

[msc545]

I like this one:

"Biden is simply acting as the president, filming his addresses to the nation in a Hollywood studio set dressed to look like the Oval Office. This, the conspiracy theory claims, is all being controlled by Trump and the military, who had in fact arrested Biden but are maintaining the lie that he was president in order to lure the rest of the traitors into their trap."

[Not_Average]

I heard that the vaccine puts “brainwashing chemicals” into your brain and is activated by electro magnetic energy lol. The fact that a grown man told me this blows my mind 😂.

I also had someone explain to me what “Chem trails” were. Said the government is putting foreign chemicals in the air to sterilize us. I told this person I’m an engineer and have studied aerospace. I explained to him that this visible trail from planes that they see happens because of humidity levels and a couple of other factors. Nope. He was fully convinced. Said that I was brainwashed.

[Not_Average]

I don’t know if these are “Qanon” but these people seem like the qnon types.

[msc545]

This would be hysterically funny except a lot of people apparently believe it and worse...

[Not_Average]

Lol it’s honestly quite alarming. What throws me off is that these people were individuals who I considered rational before

[t-8900]

probably the Covid shot being the mark of the beast sending your soul straight to hell. And maybe a tracker chip being implanted into you too? This has really gotten out of control. lol

[supercutebutt]

The least crazy is this one

I have fought the urge to eat a tender, delicious child. And I am a better person because of it :)

[msc545]

LOL!

[DryGermanGuy]

Is QAnal even still a thing? I thought even the most die-hard suckers started to doubt the crazy nonsense after the ~50th prediction or so failed to become true. Which was... hmmm... Trump would return to the White House at some certain, historically significant, date and finally arrest all these bad Democrats and destroy their "cabal".
(A "cabal", wtf... I don't know whether to laugh or cry)

[DryGermanGuy]

@msc545 I stand corrected!!! The recent gathering of Q-kooks in Dallas to await the rising of a dead JFK jr. as supporter of a Trumpenstein return beats everything... so far. God help us all. :-(

[FunkyMonkee]

That's almost right. He actually had a new room built near the White House where he could give his speeches without the hassle of those pesky reporters asking him unscripted questions that he can't possibly answer and so he could have one of those on-camera prompters to read from so it LOOKS like he's actually more intelligent than he really is and to make it LOOK like he's actually in a room full of people.

[goaded]

I wondered what that new shed out on the White House lawn was for! Are you serious?

[FunkyMonkee]

@goaded Absolutely. I've already seen the inside of it twice this week alone.

[goaded]

It's called the South Court Auditorium of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. It was regularly used by Trump, and Obama before him, and all the journalists in the audience (which is has lots of space for) knew exactly where they were, and nobody was pretending it was somewhere it wasn't. (You can put a teleprompter in front of any camera, even if it's in the Oval Office.)

[FunkyMonkee]

@goaded Are you sure it's the same room?

[goaded]

It's named at the top of the transcript. The set with the "windows" may have been fairly new but it had been used a week earlier, and nobody was in any doubt about where they were, or trying to hide it. If they wanted to avoid journalists, they could have used a smaller room and claimed lack of space. (He also answered a bunch of questions.)

www.whitehouse.gov/.../
www.politifact.com/.../

[FunkyMonkee]

@goaded It's talked about here if you start this at 4:40.
From the second set of pictures you've shown it's OBVIOUSLY a fake room!! Notice how the "windows" on the left are set INTO the room in such a way that you can actually walk behind them from out inn the audience? Those scenes in the "windows" are just pictures behind the "glass"!
https://youtu.be/CAeGDQOET3Q

[goaded]

It's not surprising that Fox News is making a big deal out of it, that's what they do. You don't have to take them seriously.

Didn't you notice that I put quotes around "windows"? Everybody there knew where they were, and there was a large audience of journalists in the room that is much bigger than the standard briefing room. One of the links has a video from NBC which shows the whole deal. Nothing sinister about it, any more than having flags ready to hug.

Biden starts talking at around 1:00, and walks from the podium to the "windows" at 4:15. What, exactly, is anyone supposed to have been hiding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=188toSUMRNk

[FunkyMonkee]

@goaded Why not? At least they tell the truth! I SURE AS FUCK ain't gonna pay ANY attention to what CNN and the rest of the corporate-owned media says!!
Yeah? So did I!

[420Rachel]

I really don't know know that much about them besides that they're extremely far right and racist. 😂 But anyone like that is guaranteed to be a nutjob.

[SaoirseS]

Is there anything out of Qanon that is NOT crazy? lol

[WowwGirl]

I'm not current on any , but shit like this gives reinforcements to me on what a actually trained person could do with a cult.

It's hard sometimes

[Diodoro]

I still don't even know what QAnon is lol. Think I'll keep it that way

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

I like the cabal of pedophiles who are running the world and drinking children blood to stay looking young. 😂

[ChefPapiChulo]

i dont have the energy to learn what these crazy people believe.

[joeldalton]

This one was great “the covid vaccines are effective at preventing the spread of coronavirus” and “joe Biden is the most popular president ever in American history”.

[Justneedtokno]

No I hate when other people don’t hear your side about things they just only hear what they wanna hear.

[loves2learn]

Wow. That is intense.

[RiverUndertheSkY]

That 911 never happened

[Anonymous]

All of their pro trump crap

[Anonymous]

Everything from qanon is crazy.

[Kelly6]

everything