Got any gun control jokes?

[Lliam]

Woke liberal, "I turned in my gun to stop gun violence. Should I also cut off my dick to prevent rape even though I'm not a rapist. I'm essentially neutered already, so why not?"

"Hold onto your rifles. Their magic must be very powerful..." Click link.
https://ifunny.co/picture/hold-on-to-your-rifles-their-magic-must-be-very-awGFdvM29

[lightbulb27]

"We don't need guns, we should collect the guns like Canada, like Chairman Mao did...," a politician that has armed security guards.

"Olga do you take Misham to be your husband?
" Bang... bang bang!"
"Misham, do you take Olga to be your wife?"
"Bang... bangbanbbang bang"!
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may shoot... uh... I mean, kiss the bride. Please put your weapons on safety first.". Ra tat tat.. Ratt atttattt,, bang bang banb, kabooom!"
Wedding in Afghaistan...

[lightbulb27]

"You'll be safer putting these weapons in the hands of a well trained military".
Speech before the national league of women of Afghanistan.

[Snakeyes7]

[Anonymous]

Statistics say AR15 owners have small penisis. Agree?

[Lliam]

Lesbian anon coward.

[Opinion Owner]

If you sleep with a guy that owns an ar15 it's like sleeping with a woman lol 🤏

[Lliam]

But you love guys with no penises. In fact, your idea of a man is a woman.

[Opinion Owner]

A man with a big penis doesn't need a gun to compensate for his inadequacies

[Lliam]

You wouldn't know because you don't like dick.
You're ideal man wears tights, a rainbow T-shirt, a badge with his preferred pronouns, and clutches his pearls at the mention of guns.

[Opinion Owner]

I love dick but big dick, you wouldn't understand

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks for mh😊

[Lliam]

Those were good, bbb. 🤣🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol thanks

[Anonymous]

We should raise the age to buy a firearm...

... but lower it to let kids decide to take hormones and have sex changes.

Hoo-kay. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Whatever2929292]

You should not give them any ideas there...

Oh I joke all the time. I say I can't outdo that one

[jshm2]

Yeah "Murica"

Joke speaks for itself.