
Things we know:
* Vladimir is insane
* Joey has the IQ of cabbage
* Joey takes his marching orders from Xi Jinping.
* Vlad told Joey to stop arming Ukraine.
* Joey gave them more arms.
* Vlad said that if one missile from the US lands in Russia, there will be hell to pay.
So I ask you; who would benefit from the mutual destruction of the US and Russia?

But it's worth it, because Trump put out mean Tweets, was orange, and probably had fake hair.
Oh, and Melania Trump is an illegal alien, and if there's one thing the Dems don't tolerate, it's illegal aliens.

I had a friend, and he had one of those little cat doors in the back of his house. His cats could come and go as they please. But so could the local skunks. He was always having skunks in his kitchen, because that's where the bowl of cat food was.
I asked him if the skunks ever sprayed him. He said they never did, because he wasn't dumb enough to get between the skunks and the cat door. Skunks only spray when backed into a corner.

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