WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE YOU TOLD SOMEONE?
Bonus points if it was a big one.
My last lie:
Friend texts me: "How are you feeling today?"
Me: "I'm okay," I tell her. I'm never okay.
"No honey I'm not looking anything, your clearly stressed and I'm going to give you a massage to relax you."
5 minutes later there's a penis in me.
"Sorry honey the baby oil is slippy and I fell over and my penis slipped into you and that's how we started having sex when j totally wasn't looking for sex"
Being happy to be at the family dinner during Christmas. I don't... really care.
That I'm excited to start this new job. Fuck this new job. I'll probably get fired in a month anyway.
"Are you working out?"
I continue to ring the iron and say I don't, 20 minutes ago.
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She was looking in the mirror and said, "I'm getting fat, give me a compliment so I feel better". So I told her "your eyesight is perfect".😆😆😆
That I went to masjid and bought CBD oil alone. I wanted my sibling to get into no trouble.
I was busy
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