Why has McDonald's got a pair of buttocks on it's cups?

[purplepoppy]

Not just any pair, a pair of bent over spread cheeks. Is this more woke washing that's corrupting our youth? Or just a friendly reminder it's sometimes better to receive than give?

Thoughts?

[RavVid]

Clearly they are promoting anal sex to little kiddies. It is quite obvious with the hearts and stars.

I have never been interested in anal sex, so I don't know, but it seems to be telling me it is warmer in an anus and presumably all the better for the extra warmth.

A local woke council has decided to put up Make Merry signs instead of Merry Christmas signs so I am quite confident there is indeed a woke agenda to kill off Christmas. After all it is very white and therefore bad. Hard to rebadge with brown snow because people would say that was shit.

[rigmarole]

Just like Black Ivory Coffee beans are plucked from elephant dung before roasting, McDonald's as part of their ESG goals now employs 2,000 trannies to eat coffee beans and poop them out. They are housed in a labor camp down the road from their Indonesian farm where they also employ Muslim men to stone the trannies if they fall behind on their daily quota. Additionally 500 gay men are employed to pick the coffee beans out of the tranny poo before roasting to make their special blend. In honor of their diverse Indonesian workforce they honor them this Christmas to pander tot he woke mob.

[electromagnetic]

What is it suppose to be?
That looks like a baddie spreading her cheeks in hope of Christmas coookies.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I think it's gloves like someone else said. But it being a butt is a funny thought.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yeah, I think it's wrong, but these places don't care.

[WhiteSteve]

Spreading more than just holiday cheer!🎄

[KrakenAttackin]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[CalmUntilAbused]

It's "Warmest greetings", so I think it might be two winter gloves over each other rather than what You see there, but... Well... That's modern advertising for You. I might not be crystal clear anymore, but I'm not sinful enough yet to explore this topic further right now.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers to McDonald’s!

[andreasderjuengere]

I see this innocently:

They just offer a suggestion of how to keep yourself warm in this very cold time of year.

One risk included... that some guys now burn their dick by dipping it into the hot coffee.

[Dargil]

I prefer this one.
https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=ssVxic3EWXkGqg

[AviatorTom]

They're supposed to be a pair of mittens. Looks like some artist is having a good time with a double-entendre.

[DJB72]

Maybe it's what they're offering? Did you check their lavatory for a McGlory-Hole? Free to all customers, happy hole-idays and all that?

😳😱🤣

[ChicoFromThe305]

I tried to look at this with a clean mind and I couldn't find anything 😂

[veganrogue]

Perhaps Santa has a side hustle as a ho (ho ho)?

[sawno]

I don't think this one is the woke corruption part, just regular old sex sells.

[Likes2drive]

OK I see what you did there, that’s two mittens and somebody drew fingers, lol , it’s funny how you can change something like that😊

[Peta2002]

What the hell? It looks like someone bending over after they've dropped their daks.

[JohnK123]

What’s daks

[Surely]

What ever happened to proof readers. Unless it was intentional! No

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You scribbled with a pen to make it look like hands.

[KrakenAttackin]

Holy shit! "Seasons Greetings, now bend over".

[Anonymous]

this is exciting. I was the model for that cup. everybody's been staring at my butt whenever they go to McDonald's. :D

[Nice222]

I’m surprised they didn’t put a set of Christmas balls hanging between.

[_no_one_]

I think thats where u put the straw

[mandyfire98]

The golden arch. You gotta have good arch.

[convo_king89]

I think its supposed to be doing cheers

[LavLavLuv]

To show you their warmest greetings

[Kathy1111]

lol i like that my dad do too

[JohnK123]

Haha how come

[Luopio27]

AssDonald's

[TiaNour]

gyattt

[CovetedDUCHESS]

Very weird

[SongBirrd]

thats mcdonalds ass