I saw this in the Babylon Bee. What would you add to this list?

[exitseven]

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins

1)"Gun-Free Zone" signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.

2) Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy
3) Books that say "gay": You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
4) Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You'll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
5) Every episode of Brian Stelter's Reliable Sources on DVD: There's no way those will be available for purchase in Trump's fascist America.
6) Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
7) Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
8) Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
9) Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.

[lightbulb27]

dont forget about...

* Darts - for throwing at pictures of trump and jesus ()

* Sign material for protesting - they are going to protest something.

* Military outfit - for civil service... it should be required, they know that... and all should be signed up... by executive order.

* Duct tape - not sure, never hurts to have it around. maybe help with communications issues... can you imagine left media if they used duct tape and just looked at the screen, it be so much better...

The obvious one:

* money - so can leave the country, since it will be taken over by racist, hateful, mean heartless people... like the ultimate warrior... (now deceased... but was a fighter for "responsibility" back in 2005)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tttKYdCLjl8

[Lliam]

ROFL Those will be essential!

I would add:
Lots of spray paint for vandalizing historical monuments.
Black hoodies and ski masks to wear when you are rioting, vandalizing and committing arson.
Rainbow flags and shirts displaying LGBTQ imagery because they will no longer be available after Trump is elected.
Gay and trans dolls and toys for your kids, because those will also be banned.

[sage2021]

Boxes full of those things you keep squeezing with your hands to cut down on their stress.

I don't know what they're called, but I saw a lot of democrats squeezing them as soon as Trump won.

[exitseven]

It seem so long ago.

[love_conquers_lust]

Stress ball.

[sage2021]

@love_conquers_lust
I bet the stress balls are made in China 🤔

[milyjohn]

Millions of social workers around the world to man the crisis hotlines.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/A1IrRxoRkbQ

Millions of fiery, but mostly peaceful Moltotov cocktails.

[CaptainSmartass]

Yep. These leftists sure love to fix themselves a Michael Collins...

[milyjohn]

Thanks

[love_conquers_lust]

A sound proof bubble helmet so they can echo their words to themselves. Also run a tube from their rear to the helmet so they can tell themselves their shit don't stink.

[Miah04]

I would prefer desantis wins but it looks like our country still wants a battle of the senial old fools

[msc545]

Don't forget gun and ammuniion and "hard guy tactical rations". For shooting everyone that doesn't agree with you or who hasn't agreed to rim Trump like you have 200 times.

[TrueConfection]

😂 You're sure to trigger a few people who don't know the Babylon Bee.

[exitseven]

I never saw it before until yesterday. Pretty funny stuff if you are not a liberal.

[TrueConfection]

It's usually very funny. I'm surprised you haven't seen it before.

[DubiousIntentions]

I thought you were for Trump? This doesn't sound like it.

[WhiteBoyChill]

He’s poking fun at liberals lol

[DubiousIntentions]

@WhiteBoyChill Oh, duh. 😯

[exitseven]

@dubiousintentions Check out the Babylon Bee sometimes. I had heard of it but never went on the website. It is pretty funny

[KrakenAttackin]

What an excellent list!

[exitseven]

I did not make it up myself. The Babylon Bee gets the credit

[Jumpintoadstool]

Typical boomer strawman argument. 😂