If you suddenly got arrested today, what's the first thing you'd assume you've done?

[adam6402]

Or has this actually happened to you for real?

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I don't mean things that you might have done in the future. I'm talking about if they kicked down your door right this second, what's the main potential reason that comes to your mind? Something that's actually happened in the past few weeks maybe...

For me it'd be one of the many stupid things I've done without thinking while drunk. Like repurposing road work barriers to close off a highway for no reason last weekend.

[Lliam]

Probably for being an enemy of the authoritarian UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Corporation of Washington DC (which is different from the constitutional United States of America) for posing a danger to society by not complying with unconstitutional laws, mandates or ideologies.
I may need to be sentenced to a gulag for reeducation.

[KrakenAttackin]

@Lliam When they come and say "load up in the truck", the choice is to load up truck or die on a pile of spent brass.

[JacobJordan]

Oh simple. Beat someone's ass after they were overly disrespectful. Or defending my wife from someone.

[adam6402]

Yeah but you'd know for sure if you'd done that. I meant if they were to kick down your door right this or walk into your workplace and arrest you, you're trying to think why it's... what's the first thing that comes to mind

[devilish-cutie]

something i wasn't even aware it was a crime, like transpassing or taking something i didn't know i couldnt/should... also maybe most likely unappropriate behavior

[patois]

I'd just assume it was political persecution by the communists.

[strateguy632]

they found my old facebook post and unjustly interpreted as racist.

[_no_one_]

I'd say my internet activity caught up, i have surfed dark web and all to see how far it goes but that was for a research paper tbh so that should be fine.

[KrakenAttackin]

Being not politically correct, i. e "hate speech".

[adam6402]

Lol is that even a thing? I don't think we can get arrested for that here...

[KrakenAttackin]

@adam6402. Not yet, but the left really wants "hate speech" laws such as Europe and Canada have.

[adam6402]

Fuck that

[Lliam]

@KrakenAttackin. I was going to say the same thing. LOL

[KrakenAttackin]

@Lliam We are living in really fucked up times.

[RHK36]

I have been arrested before. I assume if it happened again it would because I beat the fuck outta someone. Unrelated to the first time lol.

[adam6402]

Haha what was the first arrest for?

[Dongie]

The things I say about our corrupt government coming to silence me.

[exitseven]

I am probably on Biden's enemy list. Something I would be proud of

[Anonymous]

Probably handling stolen goods or money laundering, not that I knew anything about it

[laly520]

mayble self defense related case

[adam6402]

Has that happened yet tho? I meant if it was to happen right this second, you're thinking back over the past few weeks trying to figure out what it could possibly be…what's the suspected reason that comes to your mind?

[NathanDavis]

stole a full truck of Cheetos...

[Drumlin2001]

No comment, I'm innocent bruv

[riverrat3]

She told me she was 21

[adam6402]

Hahaha

[OtterMan68]

protesting the government