Why does the Worlds Funniest video have to be about a blonde?

[laurieluvsit]

A. Sorry Laurie, but that video proves it... blondes really are that dumb

B. No blondes aren't really that dumb... that one is the exception

C. Like everything else, some blondes are and some blondes aren't

D. That really is a funny video, especially since she is serious

[Lliam]

That girl was hilarious. And I love blonde jokes. But I voted C.
On the average, blondes aren't dumber than anyone else. And some are exceptionally bright. You're proof of that, Laurie.

I had one particular girlfriend who was blonde. She was as smart as a whip. And she was wiser that I back then, even though she was six years younger.

[laurieluvsit]

... another GOLD STAR reply, of course :)

[Lliam]

Aw, thanks, Laurie. 😊 (blush). hahaha

[FunkyMonkee]

What about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/0ZE3ccT7VC8

[juliammm]

I though this one was leading the blond contest:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/r8pnec4Hxps

[FunkyMonkee]

It might've helped if he said, "Hungary" instead of, "Hungry".

[juliammm]

@FunkyMonkee Seriously, I don't think so :) I love the kid's smile.

[laurieluvsit]

That's a great one!

[ApplePie409]

Three women escape from prison. They are fast and well ahead of the posse on their trail. The come across a barn, and decide to hold up for the night. They notice there’s a loft and go up there. They also notice three gunny sacks and decide to hide inside them.

The posse tracks them down and is looking in the barn. The sheriff tells one of his deputies to go up and check the loft.

Deputy:There’s nothing up here but three gunny sacks.
Sherif: What’s in them?

Deputy:I don’t know.
Sherif: Kick them!!!

(He kicks the sack with the brunette in it.)

Brunette: “Meow”

Deputy: Sherif, this sack just has a large cat in it.

Sheriff: Kick another one.

(He kicks the sack with the redhead in it)

Redhead: Ruff ruff.

Deputy:The other one has a dog in it..

Sherif: Kick the other one!

(He kicks the one with the blonde in it)

Blonde: Potatoes?

Deputy: Sherif, this one just has potatoes in it.

[ApplePie409]

I have a couple of blonde jokes.

[laurieluvsit]

Are you going to keep us in suspense? :)

[ApplePie409]

A blonde keeps pumping coins into a candy bar machine. Everytime a candy bar pops out, she jumps up and down with joy. A guy notices and asks her why she’s so excited. She says: “I keep winning!”

[laurieluvsit]

... I love that one... lol

[FunkyMonkee]

A blonde is speeding down the highway when a state trooper pulls her over. He gets out, starts writing in his book, goes up to her window and she says, "Are you gonna selling tickets to the policeman's ball?" The trooper says, "Troopers don't have balls, Ma'am." Suddenly, he stops writing, puts his book away, gets back into his car and drives away.

[FunkyMonkee]

I remember a good blonde joke but I can't recall the punchline. It's been a few years since I told it.

[FunkyMonkee]

A blonde drives her car into a mechanic and tells him that someone told her there's something wrong with her 710. The mechanic said, "What's a 710?" She said, "I don't know but I was told there was something wrong with it." He said, "I've never heard of a 710, can you show me where it is?" She says, "It's under this big lid, here." The mechanic pops the hood on the engine and she points to the little black cap where the oil goes. "See? It says 710 right there." "Lady, that's the oil cap! You're reading it upside down!"

[ApplePie409]

@FunkyMonkee

I've heard that one. lol

[FunkyMonkee]

Sure wish I could remember that other one! I only need ONE WORD!! And I just CAN'T latch onto it!!

[FunkyMonkee]

AHA!! I GOT THE LAST WORD!! I just remembered it when I was washing dishes a couple hours ago!!
These 3 women escaped from a prison in the south one night and they ran across this huge field that belonged to a farmer. Once they got to his place, they ran into his barn looking for a place to hide because the sheriff and his deputy were hot on their trail! But, the only place they could find to hide were these three burlap sacks on the ground! So, one said, "Let's hide in these bags! All you gotta do is stay completely covered and DON'T MOVE!!" So, they each got into a bag and then laid motionless on the ground. Moments later, the sheriff & deputy showed up and the sheriff told the deputy to go into the barn to see if they were in there while he stays outside to keep watch and report to him whatever he finds. So, the deputy cautiously walks in and looks around and yells out to the sheriff, "There's nothing in here but three burlap bags." The sheriff says, "Well check them out and see if they're in them." So, the deputy goes to one bag and kicks the bag. The brunette inside goes, "Meow." The deputy reports, "This one's just got cats in it." Sheriff tells him to look at the next one. He goes over and kicks the next bag and the redhead inside goes, "Woof! Woof! Woof!". The deputy reports, "Just a dog in this one." The sheriff says, "Well, you better check the third one, anyway, just to be on the safe side." So, the deputy goes to the third bag and kicks it and the blonde inside goes, "Potatoes!".

[Gospeedracer]

You might not believe this to be a true story I was seeing this Blond girl who was possibly the hottest girl I have ever seen.

So I told her this joke

Me : how do you keep a Blond in suspense?

Her : How?

Me : I'll tell you later

Her : But I want to know now, Seriously why won't you tell me, I want to know!

She was very clever and smart I some ways but gullible in others.

[laurieluvsit]

That really is funny!

[clampfan101]

Hair color does not effect your intelligence or wisdom any more than skin color or anything else like that. They’re just people. I don’t know how the dumb blonde trope started, but it should have died long ago. (In fact it never should have caught on in the first place.)

[shortster]

The idea that blondes are dumb comes from the fact that most blondes become brunettes with age. So if the vast majority of blondes are under 25; then you begin to think that all blondes are dumb. As almost everyone is dumb before 25.

[KlinkyCoder]

I don't care though since blondes are my favorite, less fake/bleached is of course the better.

[Wiredone]

Some blondes are airhead but others are very intelligent. It all depends on the woman. That video is really funny though

[FunkyMonkee]

I know! The last blonde I dated, I blew in her ear and she said, "Thanks for the refill".

[Wiredone]

@FunkyMonkee got to admit it was funny

[FunkyMonkee]

Thanks!

[Tstrbrainer]

Blondes are definitely captivating, so videos featuring them will have more views

[AngryCarl]

She's not dumb, she's playing with the presenter.

[SugarSugarplum]

Because we're vapid, and easy on the eyes.

[SugarSugarplum]

@GawkVoidArisen That's why we're all here.

[Bklynbadboy12]

You know how it is some are dumb and some aren't

[justabuddy]

I should look this up.

[handsomelad70]

These blondes have big boobs !!!