A week ago, I looked up how many states nudity is allowed in public. From what I saw, almost every state allows women to be topless. Why aren't they?

[FunkyMonkee]

[Anonymous]

Because, dear FunMon, we have been socialized to wear supportive garments in public. So, even though it would feel... uh... liberating... to allow my boobs out once in a while... it would probably also create a lot of embarrassment, at least for me, and even if I were someplace, like, where it was allowed?

[FunkyMonkee]

About 120 years ago it was obscene for a woman to show her naked ankle but, when they started doing it, the rest of society got used to it real fast!! Just like how, 15 or 20 years ago, it was obscene for a girl to let the cheeks of her ass show on the beach! Now, everybody does it only prudes have anything to say about it!

[Opinion Owner]

What is your point? :)

[FunkyMonkee]

I thought it was very obvious. Do you, now, have to walk around with your ankles covered? No! That's because SOME women 120 years ago decided to buck the system and START showing their ankles! Pretty soon,. everyone was doing it and nobody ever saw it as obscene ever again! Likewise, if SOME use this law to go topless whenever they want, others will do likewise and, before long, it won't be risque, anymore, just like how showing your naked ass on the beach is no longer risque.

[Opinion Owner]

Well, I suppose I could go topless, but only if you are willing to let your little FunMon hang out for everyone to see-and before long that won't be risqué, anymore, either :)

[BarryLiverstone]

Ha ha you have a point. His funmon could be shy tho

[FunkyMonkee]

Only if you let your little mud flaps go flappin' in the breeze.
I wouldn't have problem with being naked in public, I've already gone skinny dipping in my pool several times. Neighbors all around me, any one of them could've seen me! But, it's not yet legal to go naked in public so, I'm forced not to. You, however, have the legal right to let the girl come out and play in the sun.

[Opinion Owner]

@BarryLiverstone :) :)

[Dongie]

Way down there, no. No packers hanging out in public. Didn't someone recently bitch about the non sexual aspect of boobs. I think she ended up blocking me because I said God made them as a sensual part of the female body. She went nuts maya

[FunkyMonkee]

@Dongie Tits came about after we started walking upright. Up to the point, a girl's ass was always at eye level to us and THAT was our big sexual attractor. When we started walking upright, ass was no longer at eye level so, for sexual attraction, tits started growing because they're ALMOST at eye level and they tend to look like ass with nipples.

[Opinion Owner]

@Dongie At the risk of garnering more attention-I agree with you that breasts are indeed very sensual :)

[Opinion Owner]

Oh wow-an anthropologist too?

[Dongie]

Eeh, just because you're a huge guy... nah, I know all of the past is not under my scope. I'm not concerned about the Annunaki's having come here and tampered with creation. Nor the cunniform tablets from Mesipotamia, Samaria, or Iraq now, having lifespans in the 100,000s of thousands of years and being, obviously deity-like. Nope, not against the monk. But I figure the first man created was done, so walking normal. And as for me, if women want to go around naked, then they can rule the world because I can not be desensitized by their shape unless they're mean to me.

[Dongie]

Oh, thank you, Miss Anon.

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh, yeah! There's a lot you don't know about this Monkee! And, you can take me home for $1.98!

[Opinion Owner]

:) :)

[Dongie]

It takes that, in this case, first group, from the obvious assumption she's nuts, of girls to get together and pull it.
Be a lot of guys walking funny.

[FunkyMonkee]

Other cultures have been doing if for eon's and nobody has anything bad happen to them when they do it. It's just perfectly normal for them.
There's a girl in NY, Moira Johnson, that's been doing it for years. She's got a number of videos of her doing it on YT. I've even seen one where dozens of women joined her and went topless all day in a public park.

[Dongie]

Sweet. Is she hier to the O'Henry candy bar.

Seriously, it would desensitize the attraction possibly. But maybe not since there is the feel of them.

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't know. Go to Nuke York and ask her. She's easy to spot, she'll be the one with her tits hanging out.
I don't know about that, I've already seen at least 60,947 naked tits in my life and I STILL love looking at them!

[NathanDavis]

because of creeps that keep asking why aren't they topless...

[FunkyMonkee]

I don't know of any such people.

[NathanDavis]

because you're not a woman

[FunkyMonkee]

I can point out creeps better than they can. They're the ones that usually end up fucking them, over the nice guys they SHOULD be fucking.

[NathanDavis]

that's a weird thing to brag about...

[FunkyMonkee]

But, it's true! It's like how my aunt was being scammed by a lot of people the last dozen or so years of her life and everybody else saw that she was being scammed and told her so but, she refused to believe it!
I've seen dozens of women get fucked over by incredible assholes and when I TELL them he's an asshole, they refuse to believe me `til it's too late! THEY JUST CAN'T SEE IT!
Even when they CAN see it, they're STILL taken in by it!!
We used to have this guitarist in the band who was a snake for chicks!! Even when Jason HAD a steady girlfriend, or even a wife, he STILL went around fucking ANY girl he could get his dick into!! And, of course, once he fucked one, he wanted nothing to do with her ever again!! Even when they came back later ASKING to be fucked again!!
At one point, we got a bass player who had a girlfriend. Amy stayed with Toby for years!!! We were sure they were gonna get married! Amy COMPLETELY SAW what a major sleaze, Jason was and how he treated women and she put him down for it just as much as the rest of us did! Then, one day, Toby and Amy broke up and, the next thing we know, she's fucking Jason!! We thought she knew better and would NEVER stoop that low!!

[chrissykerdock]

do you want blowjobs and women topless

[FunkyMonkee]

I couldn't really care less if I ever get a blow job. I'd much rather see topless women. What does one have to do with the other.

[chrissykerdock]

nothing but you can have both

[FunkyMonkee]

I hope so!! But, where?

[chrissykerdock]

anywhere on your couch

[FunkyMonkee]

By who?

[chrissykerdock]

who would you like a blowjob from

[FunkyMonkee]

Nobody that I know of.

[chrissykerdock]

oh don't be modest

[FunkyMonkee]

About what? So far, two girls have had my dick in their mouth and neither one kept it in for than a few seconds. The second time, I told her not to. I'm just not interested in getting a blow job. Maybe, some day, I'll let a girl blow me but, at the moment, it doesn't look very likely that it's ever gonna happen. I haven't even had a girl fuck me in 28 years.

[chrissykerdock]

i gave lots of older men blowjobs it's more about being willing

[FunkyMonkee]

Maybe, some day, I'll be willing to give it a try but, as for right now, I'm just not interested.

[chrissykerdock]

your very blowable

[FunkyMonkee]

How would you know? I'm still a virgin in that department.

[FunkyMonkee]

If those are your pics, you're very lickable!

[BarryLiverstone]

They are in every state

[FunkyMonkee]

From what I've seen there's 3 or 4 states you can't go topless and, surprisingly, Hawaii is one of them!

[BarryLiverstone]

Yes you can. In Hawaii a girl can shower topless.

[FunkyMonkee]

All girls shower4 naked, as far as I know.
According to the map I looked up, Hawaii was NOT one that allowed naked tits.